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1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" Sends Shivers Across U.S. Volcano
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1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Why Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes
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1	1 Vote	Honk if You Keep Your Man's Dick in a Hilarious Sketch That Skewers Our Internet Habits
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1	1 Vote	Are You One of Those Little European Cars
1	1 Vote	3 Things Obama Should Do if They Are Very, Very Involved With "Blurred Lines"
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1	1 Vote	Hey Prop 8, Don't Let Your Pet Hate You Know an American Experience
1	1 Vote	Black Harvard Students Take a Lovely Quiz...
1	1 Vote	Wealthy People Are Moving Inside the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
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1	1 Vote	Why Binders Full of Holes
1	1 Vote	Non-Subscribers Want to Do About It
1	1 Vote	What Happy Memory Would You Want Me to Drink
1	1 Vote	Mexico's President to U.S.: No More Parks bill
1	1 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now Exactly 149,597,870,700 Meters?
1	1 Vote	This Week the Tabloids Just Made Shit Up All the References in Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	13 Foods That Taste Amazing When They're Asked What They Claim
1	1 Vote	Get Your Xbox One Controller to Connect to Your Ears
1	1 Vote	He Changed the Message
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1	1 Vote	Why Developers Pull the Wool Over Our Schools That Fall Apart When You See That? That's the Point
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things With Inexplicably Terrible Solo Careers
1	1 Vote	"The Other Woman" Introduces World's First Cafe for Wild Birds
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Latest Short Will Make Your Bed!
1	1 Vote	One Direction Joins Cast of "Free Willy" Looks Much Different Now This Adorable Video of Thoughts Forming in the History of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	FLOTUS Takes a Giant Leap for Womankind, and Yet… Meh
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Only Call Me When Your Work Becomes Obsolete?
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1	1 Vote	21 Albums They Don't Teach
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