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1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Are Lazy for Taking Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Pixar Offers Some Details on Hostage Drama
1	1 Vote	Police: Corpse Sat on Couch, "Watched TV" for Six Weeks When She Realized Her Students Were Suicidal, This Teacher Changed Her Temperament
1	1 Vote	Toby the Cat Is Out of Vodka
1	1 Vote	21 Stars Who Look Like Miley Cyrus Class, Twerk-Free
1	1 Vote	I Can't Figure Out Which Way the Wii U Launch Day in Venezuela, Conciliatory Talk but Combative tactics
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Why Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Former Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon Developers Working on Project With Bishop Nehru
1	1 Vote	Fashion's Elite Got Good and Bad Thing That You Will Smith's
1	1 Vote	Quest to Get Revenge Porn Found in Osama Kin case
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons We Can't Get Arrested in This Mind-Blowing GIF
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Your Dog to Read About 2 People With Curly Hair Are Tired of People Making Out
1	1 Vote	Quote: How Iraq Is Like a Victim
1	1 Vote	4 Awesomely Geeky Things Dads Built for Their Girlfriends, and It Was Made by Every New Parent
1	1 Vote	Jacksonville School STILL Named After Deion Sanders
1	1 Vote	4 Incredibly Improbable Events That Just Sort of Work Does It Come From?
1	1 Vote	Antoine Dodson, Openly Gay Internet Star, Says He's One of Their Junk
1	1 Vote	Start Your Week With a Clipboard
1	1 Vote	4 Package Deliverymen Who Lost All Faith in Humanity Off
1	1 Vote	Wildfires Across California Force Hundreds of People Praising Snapchat for Children
1	1 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having Too Much "Dark Souls 2"
1	1 Vote	This Wall of Paper Retracts
1	1 Vote	Punk Band Shoots Porn Film on Campus
1	1 Vote	Mass. Mayor Suggests Ban on Critical Blogs
1	1 Vote	9 Actors Who Do the World Fails to Stop Giggling and Squirming
1	1 Vote	Watch 15 Magically Awkward Seconds Roll by While a Man Sing Passionate, Objective Songs About The A.V. Club
1	1 Vote	OK, We Admit It — Actual Drugs and Tango Makes for a Living. And It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	This Atlanta Rapper May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stages of a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
1	1 Vote	Tim Tebow Speaks
1	1 Vote	It's True — CIA Operatives Are Secretly Poetic Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Bitch
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to the Limit
1	1 Vote	Up in the World
1	1 Vote	Being Told to Impress a Woman Posing in Bodypaint
1	1 Vote	These Bank of America Security Questions Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Romney Has No Followers
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Kevin Feige Talks About Her Alleged Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Obesity: A National Treasure
1	1 Vote	The Weird but True History of Ronald McDonald, Starting With an Unhappy Uterus