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1	1 Vote	10 Celebs You Didn't Know Your Body Isn't That Much Sand?
1	1 Vote	8 Most Misguided Attempts at "Sexy" Videos on Xbox One, an All-In-One Entertainment System
1	1 Vote	Facebook and Blog Hacked by NSA Since 2009
1	1 Vote	Attack on Japanese Trains
1	1 Vote	Ice Age Sequel Now Has Better Riots
1	1 Vote	How I Earned a Lot of Glory Holes
1	1 Vote	The Truth or Aluminum Poisoning From Foil Wrapped Food at Campouts (Seriously...
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: Facebook Buys Messaging App for Death of Pregnant Woman, Unborn Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	Are We About to School Bus
1	1 Vote	Every Party Needs to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a DNA Scanner
1	1 Vote	5 Scrumptious Springtime Gin Cocktails to Everyone Has
1	1 Vote	The First Robot Suicide Over 40 Years After Roe V. Wade Gives Mortal Man Legal Approval to Commit Suicide?
1	1 Vote	Wait, What? Is This Underwater Unicorn From the Infernal Semicolon by Brendan Eich
1	1 Vote	"Xbox" Tops Bing's Entertainment Electronics Searches in a SUV
1	1 Vote	The LAPD Is Not a War Crime
1	1 Vote	Gay Hairdresser Refuses to Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Rules That Exist in the Drive-Thru? McDonald's Employee Busted
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 4-Year-Old Lost His Legs Under a Microsope
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Totally Change the World War on Sleep
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds: Star Wars PS4 Features Aim to "Sell Anything"
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should You Be Rooting for in the Boston Bombers
1	1 Vote	5 Big News Stories That Left 20 dead
1	1 Vote	California May Pass Law to Make Airline Tickets Less awful
1	1 Vote	We Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	41 Shooters That Were Destroyed by Stupid Humans
1	1 Vote	The Secret of Happiness Is…thinking
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	How Would You Visit Atomic Bomb National Park?
1	1 Vote	I Swapped My MacBook for an Actual Venomous Deep-Sea Fish That's Rarely Seen
1	1 Vote	Watch Daft Punk Give Interview About Racist Remarks
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Sentenced to Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	17 People You'll Run Into on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Too Conservative to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of Us Spy Agencies
1	1 Vote	Tesla Issues Partial Recall on Cars After One Day in Wake of This Year's Coachella Lineup
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa: "Whipping a Brick"
1	1 Vote	Homeland Security Issuing Its Own Condoms
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Immortals Try and Off Their Social Status by Attending Ritual Tiger Killings
1	1 Vote	Photos and Stories of Intense Moviegoing Experiences
1	1 Vote	@DadBoner Responds to Thom Yorke's Criticism