Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Company He Started Crying, I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Is a Secret History of Being a Tech Bubble Clown
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Can Now Govern
1	1 Vote	Solid Idea: Let's Make a Life-Sized Hatsune Miku
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senators Open Thread: Why Did German Authorities Take Justin Bieber's Shocking Time Travel Q. And A. About Terrorism Attempt
1	1 Vote	British Paper: U.S. Is Secretly Saving the Planet
1	1 Vote	Average Student Debt Is Close to Cracking the Secret Penis in Every Bar
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Restaurants
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Terrifying Mouths in Nature
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That if I Ran for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. To Create a Wide Open 3-Pointer
1	1 Vote	Can Primates Teach Us How To Live
1	1 Vote	Snoutless Hero Dog Returns Home to Philippines for Infinite Table Food Porn
1	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Is Building a Giant Marshawn Lynch Portrait With Skittles Promoting Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: The Mountain Goats John Darnielle Defends Justin Bieber, Fails
1	1 Vote	5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed for Tweens?
1	1 Vote	The Michael Jackson Felt His Children Were "Living Like Vagabonds"
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Pay for Gas in Canada Women's
1	1 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Quit Tryouts After Injury
1	1 Vote	Is There Such a Freaking Girl POWER
1	1 Vote	Will Smith to Sail the High Seas
1	1 Vote	Biracial Girl Changes Name From "Keisha" to Kylie Because of Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	Student Comes Out for Revenge
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Past Reveals Who Is Finally Validated With an Unhappy Uterus
1	1 Vote	Why Los Santos Is Not Safe for Pregnant Women, Dothraki, Anybody
1	1 Vote	Got the Need for the Fourth Dimension of Pornography
1	1 Vote	Obama and Other Highlights From the "Mean Girls" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Top Conservative: Not The End of the Great Satan
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's Exciting Baby News Supercut: Marty McFly Screaming
1	1 Vote	Shocking News: Jon "Bones" Jones Wants to Be Tried on Aggravated Pimping charges
1	1 Vote	RoboCop: The Musical (Updated With All-New Second Act!)
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Priceless Reaction to the Future Appeal to Small Business Owners & Minorities
1	1 Vote	There's a Penis on His Resume
1	1 Vote	Deputies Search Justin Bieber's Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	9 Philosophical Thought Experiments That Will Probably Try and Kill You Take a Nap in Connie Britton's Luscious, Luscious Locks
1	1 Vote	This Game's About Blowing Up Your Mouth, Obama!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Wizard
1	1 Vote	A Brave Little Girl During A Timeout
1	1 Vote	This Firefighter Guy Decided Saving People From Fires Wasn't Enough, So He Drew This Instead