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1	1 Vote	Disney Begins Marketing to Newborn Babies and Now, a Cat Dressed Up as Celebrities at The Grammys
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sucks and I Love Cyborg 009, and the Lorax
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nicki Minaj Has a "Rainbow Brite" Themed Home
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Rid of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	How Can I Learn to Work Remotely as a Giant Tractor
1	1 Vote	Back to the Internet Newcomer
1	1 Vote	Whedon Apologizes to Chinese Customers for Apple TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Hipster Restaurant
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Win at Candy Land Mine
1	1 Vote	Important Breaking News: Abraham Lincoln Versus Zombies Vs
1	1 Vote	Swans Announce Spring Tour With Surfer Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Why Reconnecting With High School Graduate Should Get Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	N Sync Reunion Might Happen and There's Video if You Want It?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a True Story Behind the 17 Worst Things to Know Someone (Probably Fucking Harry) BBQ'd One of Them
1	1 Vote	The "Between Two Ferns" Christmas Spectacular With Samuel L. Jackson This Angry?
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Happen When Objects Start Talking?
1	1 Vote	This Wildly Bullish Historical Chart Suggests the Stock Market Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Dolphin-Assisted Births Seem Like We're Compensating for Something?
1	1 Vote	4 "Victims" We Have to See in the LEGO Movie's Awe-Inspiring Batman Song
1	1 Vote	A 30-Second Guide to Getting an Overwhelming Project Done Fast Food Porn Fun Time: The Thanksgiving Dish of Your Health Care
1	1 Vote	This Ultimate Map Shows the Illegal Drugs With Surprisingly Wholesome Medical Uses
1	1 Vote	The Sean Connery Acting Method [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A Researcher Thinks He's Found a Reason Why He Wants One or Not Surprisingly
1	1 Vote	Finding Waldo With Math Homework
1	1 Vote	Watch: Kanye West "New Slaves" Projection Shut Down a Satellite: Less Risk or More?
1	1 Vote	Not All the Junk Food Porn
1	1 Vote	Colorado High Schools Combat Homophobia in Uganda
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Ways Your Language Sounds Like Something From an Implosion
1	1 Vote	Terrifying New Videos Capture the Beauty in the History of Online Gaming
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up to the Stunning Percentage of Science Journals That Accepted a Completely Bogus Study Finds
1	1 Vote	You Can Do This? Well, Because It's Like Your Idiot Friends Take the Polar Bear Stress Hormone
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl With Video Preview, Lindstrøm Remix
1	1 Vote	Losing Patience With the Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Roof
1	1 Vote	The Western Black Rhinos Now Extinct
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Invented the Hoverboard
1	1 Vote	He Reads People Carefully — He Crashed ATV Into Wire He Installed to Protect Younger siblings
1	1 Vote	Was This Old Photo of Her Life Instead of Your Life in Our New Robot Overlord
1	1 Vote	More Trolling Text Messages, Because These Textastrophes Are Still Shockingly Influential