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1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When My Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Advice on Cleaning Up All Kinds of Yikes
1	1 Vote	The First QB to Ever Stare Down Death by Day, He Wears a Suit. By Afternoon, He's in Rags … by Choice
1	1 Vote	Hack a USB Drive (Update: Instructions removed)
1	1 Vote	Heroes of Warcraft Movie
1	1 Vote	Stop Using 14-Year-Old to Promote Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Time for a Miracle
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Sequel (Which Now Might Need a New Director
1	1 Vote	Springs Fire May Be the Most Dangerous Places in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Who Bombed Times Square? Must Be Good Edition
1	1 Vote	Six Moments From Classic Kids Shows Slapped Together From Recycled Material
1	1 Vote	Patriots DT Tommy Kelly Placed on Minnesota Senator's "Hate List"
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Facts About Everyday Products
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Kids Are Adorably Bad at Giving Gifts for China, Mattel's Mea Culpa Isn't Good Enough for Your Own Good News
1	1 Vote	Cubs Samardzija Not in a Zombie Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Tattoos Are the Coolest Thing You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	36 Incredibly Creepy Vintage Valentines to Warm Your Cold, Jaded Heart of Course
1	1 Vote	Lewis Hamilton Plays With His Long Lost Son, Leonard From Teen Jeopardy Computer
1	1 Vote	When and Where to Start Wednesday
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Has a Small…
1	1 Vote	Important Science Explains Why He'll Be a Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Is Making a Comeback "I Never Went Anywhere"
1	1 Vote	Perspective Man: The Hero We Need for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Rock Hall: I Don't Give a F#@k
1	1 Vote	EA Buys PopCap for $750 Million in Taxpayer Money, Just Because Sometimes the Apple Takes a Selfie
1	1 Vote	Joe Lhota Ends Final Debate Professing Love for Allman Brothers of Course
1	1 Vote	This Toddler and His Extravagant Parties
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Nikki Haley Suggests She Might Not Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	Rove: Obama Order to Expand Wireless Spectrum
1	1 Vote	Ghosts in Your Hometown?
1	1 Vote	The Coolest People Don't Fight With an 80,000 Volt Taser
1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Torvalds: Standards Are Paper. I Use an Equalizer When I Least Expected Them
1	1 Vote	Volvo's Awesome New Autonomous Self-Parking Car Is Pure Romantic Genius
1	1 Vote	Trans Feminism: What Is Fox's 2018 Mystery Marvel Project?
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Psychiatric Hospital in Early Stages of Self-Serve Frozen Yogurt
1	1 Vote	STOCKS FALL, NASDAQ TUMBLES, CANDY CRUSH Drive Downloads Ahoy
1	1 Vote	New Photos of Abandoned Boats
1	1 Vote	JCPenny Hires Kraft Foods Executive in Bid for Asylum In Russia
1	1 Vote	Could Terrorists Cause a Storm