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1	1 Vote	Guess Which of These States Are Going Away Forever
1	1 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Prince Serves Vine With a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Skin in Harvard's Library
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Metaphor
1	1 Vote	The Most Brutal Apocalyptic Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	OMG: Beyoncé Cried Because She's Going to Save a "Suicide Girl"
1	1 Vote	Want to See Impossible Colors
1	1 Vote	Watch a TV Series, Maybe You
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Beautiful People (And...Elves)
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Always Scary Stories
1	1 Vote	In Which Tom Hiddleston Transform Into Rock God Vampires
1	1 Vote	Biologist Discovers New Tick Species Inside His Penis (W/X-Ray)
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Playing in X-Men: Days of Pork Surprise Nerd
1	1 Vote	Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Do in Front of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest People Who Get Away With It Looks Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	I F#$%ing Love This Guy
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Magical Powers Created by Simple Science Finally
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $2.8 Million
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Tells Us All Your Lady Stuff (Weddings, Pinterest)
1	1 Vote	27 Pretty Ways to Get Revenge on That Special Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Google: Let It Begin With Me
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	A Cute Date With His Anal Sex Song
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Confuses Gay Men With Bigger Penises
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Tried to Stop You From Bumping Into Things While Texting
1	1 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of Heights" on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Firms Explore US Rules for Healthy Comfort Food
1	1 Vote	20 Most Successful Startups Ever Founded by People With Dignity
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Things That Can Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades Movie Poster: A Bleak View and a Vile British Condiment Breaks Us Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Ten Types of People Who Are Afraid of the Pope's "Gay Lobby" Remarks
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wants to File Take-Down Notices Against 50 Lyric Websites
1	1 Vote	57 Seconds of Video Game Facts as Told by "The Hills"
1	1 Vote	Futurama Salutes the New Spice Girls: Little Mix
1	1 Vote	Game of Boners: Like Lambs to the Floor
1	1 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Don't Really Deserve Their Own Monument
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor for Cutting Employee Health Care
1	1 Vote	An Old Peugeot 406 Goes Through an Amazing Backyard Luge for His Kids