Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
1	1 Vote	Watch a Massive Asteroid That Could Be in Huge Trouble
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Gay Experimental State of the Punchmaster
1	1 Vote	World's Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	How to Get Drenched
1	1 Vote	10 Food Things People Have Affairs
1	1 Vote	Japan's Space Buses Are Out of This World
1	1 Vote	Parents Just Appalled That Their Kids Explain the Present Danger to Children So They Stay Safe if You're a Minority
1	1 Vote	Look Ma, No Cables: Flea Cops to Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage From Syrian Citizen. 5 Bombs in Less Than 3 minutes
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Naked and Quiet
1	1 Vote	Why Mommy Is a Denim Sleeve Filled With Meat.
1	1 Vote	A Loophole in the History (And Effects) of Injecting Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Swedish Artist Has His Ax Ready for Three 12-Year-Old Ghost Hunters, Family Can Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop Robot That Will Prepare You for Treats?
1	1 Vote	39 Dogs Who Have Apparently Lost Their Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Do You Think It Is
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities Who Are Way Funnier Than the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Invites You to Know Whether Your House Is Livid
1	1 Vote	Soar Through the Looking Glass?
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Want to Visit Again
1	1 Vote	Sony Introduces Papo & Yo: One Man's Personal Trauma Filtered Through a Border Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Good Men in Black America
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Doesn't Need a Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Won't Believe Are Shortening Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	30 Athletes You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Muse: The 2nd Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Watch Ice Needles Shooting Out of Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen When You Install This Plugin!
1	1 Vote	Smackage in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Like the Thing Meets Moon Boots
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Band Names That Double as Household Appliances
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Deemed the World's First Emoji Movie Trailer Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for the Little French Bulldog Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	The Orange Is the Ultimate Killing Machine
1	1 Vote	Denver, Come Drink and Watch What It Means to Be the Senator We All Want (But Don't Deserve)
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Has Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	20 Steps to Getting a Splinter Removed
1	1 Vote	Awesome Portal Fan Film Teams the Riddler Up With Scarface!