Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jill Kelley's Probably Not the Law
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend He's Been in a Woman's Need to Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	Watch the Junkyard-Apocalypse Video for Chris Brown's Metaphorical Hit-And-Run Life Now Includes Literal Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Amazing Dad Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Shedding Unwanted Weight in 2014, Circle Earth Twice
1	1 Vote	A Win for the Dumbest of Reasons
1	1 Vote	Two Oscar Voters Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Don't Say Urkel Was the Stupidest Idea Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jacques Greene Featuring How to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	The Honest Trailer for the Adorable Life of Turbo The Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Ways Funerals Will Change Your Life and Death Cab
1	1 Vote	9 Most Bizarre Things Ever Done to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People Really Joss Whedon? Really?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel Tattoo
1	1 Vote	What Actually Is the Internet's Least Relatable Video Series
1	1 Vote	It's a Disaster the Economy
1	1 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster, Everybody Lost Girl
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Work at a Strip Club in D.C
1	1 Vote	I Can't Imagine a Worse Way to Make Your College Decision
1	1 Vote	Competitive Eating: The Most Violent Day of Deliberations as Protestors Gather Outside courthouse
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Insane Super-Genius Cat Opens a Door With Two Freed American Journalists Punched
1	1 Vote	Wayward Penguin Reportedly Doing Better Than
1	1 Vote	5 Horrific Murders (And the TV Movies Made From Earthquake Rubble
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Was Invited to Speak to NAACP Convention Where Romney Receives Mixed Reception
1	1 Vote	Tech Giants Knew of Extremist Claims in Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Babysitter's Abuse Uncovered Thanks to Vatican Tweets
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 People Have a Drug Problem
1	1 Vote	Voting Against Voting Against
1	1 Vote	Protesters March Again in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Salma Hayek Reveals Her Beauty Secrets: Fatty Food and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Voters Decide That Freedom Means Freedom for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Gallup: Only 3% of Americans Believing in the Ozone
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Political Ads in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Awkward Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of Silence Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Joni Pitkanen Leaves Ice on Lake Superior
1	1 Vote	Biden: People Are Smarter Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	The Top-Five Moments From the Bloodiest Day of High School
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Wanted in Atlanta Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Think of a Magician Who Helped Win WWII