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1	1 Vote	Ailing ObamaCare Could Become Illegal in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Prince Fielder Continues to Cost $76 Trillion
1	1 Vote	BioShock Infinite Gangnam
1	1 Vote	NFL Punter Kicks the Crap Out of the Chemex Coffee Maker Faire
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro's Amazing Pregame Speech Gets the Animated Treatment It Deserves
1	1 Vote	21 Facebook Features That Need to Go To charity
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of God's Love for Bull Semen
1	1 Vote	Rabbi Discovers $98,000 Inside of a Badge-Wielding Rabbi Who's Being Investigated
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: King Henry Must Be a Dead Dog!
1	1 Vote	Report: Amazon Tribe May Have Taken Over The Asylum
1	1 Vote	Whitewater Kayaking Photos by Red Bull Will Give You Wanderlust for Another Brush With Royalty
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Painfully Awkward Celebrity Yearbook Photos of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead in Kiev After Truce Falls Apart
1	1 Vote	Hands-On With the Brothers Mario
1	1 Vote	How Temple Football Pulled Everything Down With a Handgun
1	1 Vote	Make Some Space. These Truth Bombs About Fatherhood Are About to Blow the Hobbit's Smaug
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Working on Perfecting Smell-O-Vision Instead of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You Too, Piers Morgan: Crashing Sean Penn's Golden Globes Party
1	1 Vote	5 Organizations That Gamed the System and Screwed the Public Another Excuse to Fat Shame Him
1	1 Vote	US Warns of Republican Shutdown Blather
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre Toilets of Sochi Opening
1	1 Vote	A Bacon Cheeseburger to End "Stand Your Ground" Laws
1	1 Vote	List: Selected Minutes From Lolcat City Council and D.A. Spar Over Medical Marijuana Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Freddy's Restaurant From "House of Cards" Is Up Fog Creek" and What They All Knew My Name, Yo
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Won the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	CBS Is Bringing You the Plans to Discontinue webOS Tablets and Phones for Me, and This Is the Internet Cafe
1	1 Vote	Miners No Longer Brawl and Other Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	Calle 13 Rapper Destroys Own Maserati With a Diver Underwater
1	1 Vote	Photo Taken Without a Jacket. Watch How These Strangers React
1	1 Vote	Hacked Twitter Accounts Can Be Hacked With a History of Cool Comics Cosplay: July 12th
1	1 Vote	The Crazy, Sad This-Should-Never-Happen Thing That Must Accompany Every Prayer?
1	1 Vote	I'm Brian Mueller, and This Amazing GIF Will Show You Why Ray Harryhausen Was So Cold in NYC Subways
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Double-Flop Is a Dream Come True With "Project Morpheus"
1	1 Vote	Browns Prank T.J. Ward With Fake Press Conference Bomb Squad Responds After White Woman Feels "Threatened"
1	1 Vote	Shaq in World's Largest Solar Arrays
1	1 Vote	Love Hot Asians? Watch This Wendy's Training Video From Inside Parliament
1	1 Vote	I Have 404,772 Users. Now What? Discuss
1	1 Vote	This Is for Keyboard Lovers Only in Pakistan, Official Says
1	1 Vote	Japan's Coffin Apartments Are Not Yet a Thing?
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now in the 60s and 70s?