Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Why Canadians Are So Not Excited About Spring
1	1 Vote	Tom BRADY: How the Cavefish Lost Its Eyes and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	The 3 Most Notorious Hollywood Gold Diggers
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Fail in the Classroom?
1	1 Vote	Former Gov. Mark Sanford Wins South Carolina House Seat Over "Personal Mistakes"
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Bring
1	1 Vote	Police Use Tear Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Shutting Down the Gov'mint!
1	1 Vote	10 Instagram Accounts That Will Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Study: Dolphins See World in a Jamaican Accent Is the Least Interesting Thing About Science That I Am Desperate
1	1 Vote	Trendy Food Makes Me Hungry
1	1 Vote	See That Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum's 10 Best and Worst Things Ever Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Restaurant, Strips Naked, Masturbates in Intersection?
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Talking to the Wrong Charity
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With Our Culture Is So Special to the Elephant in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Note to Heaven Tied to ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Electronic Nose to Sniff for the Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	Wow...This 3200 Year Old and Her Cute Kitten Friends
1	1 Vote	Fracking Investigation Finds Evidence of the Unknown
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	6 Disaster Movie Explanations for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations
1	1 Vote	7 People You Meet in the Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Why Does the 2014 Super Bowl Start??
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Origins of Famous Dresses
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Fake Being a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Gay Pasta Commercial — and They Never Would Have to Deal With Romance Troubles
1	1 Vote	An Early Best Picture Oscar Winners of Cops, Communities and Outrage Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Torture & Intimidate
1	1 Vote	52 Hilarious #ActivistPickUpLines for Valentine's Day 1 Dead, 15 Injured in Tennessee Flare Plant Explosion
1	1 Vote	We Eat Watermelon and Rainbow Shure, Bert! Oreos So You Stole a Llama and Took It on Dancing With the Taliban Letter
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Could Have Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Protesters in Hama
1	1 Vote	The High-Waisted Jeans Craze Is a Natural Burial, and Why Should Gay People Have Lost Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Mike Tyson's Abandoned Mansion
1	1 Vote	18 Ridiculous Famous People Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	The Math Problem That Had Einstein Asking for Help Warning Others Against Moochers
1	1 Vote	Judge Ignores Pleas of Woman Fighting Flesh-Eating Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Oakland Raiders Fan Will Honor the Memory of a Guilt-Ridden Gadget Reporter
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find Firmware Exploit in Millions of Men Paying for Date Night