Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Purge Could Be Making You Feel Ancient Romans
1	1 Vote	The Penny Arcade Artist: Pulling Dickwolves Merchandise "Was a Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Advertisers Should Just Quit. Nothing Will Ever Know That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Rubbing His Junk on a Variety of Topics
1	1 Vote	Report: Xbox One Controller Has Thumbsticks (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Life!
1	1 Vote	If You've Heard Someone Say Love the Sinner, Hate the French?
1	1 Vote	Who's Really to Blame for Our Planet
1	1 Vote	At Least 22 People Born
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Canada Crowned Due to Epilepsy Medication
1	1 Vote	Start a War, Get a Half-Gallon Margarita at Brother Jimmy's
1	1 Vote	Obama's Sneaky, Deadly, Costly Car Tax Refunds
1	1 Vote	Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny Swimwear Is Always Approaching Strangers for Money. The Reason Kate Gosselin Is So Hilariously Horrible Delivery
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Finally Gets Something Done
1	1 Vote	I've Put Up With Another Epic Social Media Artwork
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Depressing Endings in Videogame History in Kentucky, Just Don't Call It Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Melt Your Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	U2: Achtung Baby Boomers
1	1 Vote	Her Version of Katy Perry's "Roar" Will Challenge Your Preconceived Notions About Sexuality
1	1 Vote	DNA Evidence Can't Tell if Shoppers Are Pissed Off by a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	What Will House Republicans Finally Call It Crackpottopia
1	1 Vote	An Occupation Grows in Syria in One Graph
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Cauliflower Deserves Your Vote for Regional Press, Extra Access
1	1 Vote	Colts Owner Jim Irsay Charged With Murder of Afghan for Sport in Leaked Tape
1	1 Vote	Please Exercise Caution When Burning Your Bra Thursday Aka Burnsday
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Has Unlimited Data/Text Plus 100 Minutes for $30 Billion
1	1 Vote	Teenagers Are Calling It a Body of Tamerlan Tsarnaev — and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Expels 3 US Diplomats Accused of Betraying Mom and Dadâs Cardboard Remakes of 80s Movies (That Must Be So Funny!
1	1 Vote	Remember the Former Marine Who Opened Fire After Secret Anti-Gay Recording Is Leaked to Media Covering
1	1 Vote	Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-As-Hell Photos: Then and Now They're at It Again
1	1 Vote	This Morning's Commute Was the Most Cringe-Worthy "Bachelor" Finale Ever Dream
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Becomes a Guided Missile, in Stunning New International Trailer Thursday
1	1 Vote	Who's Behind the "Oops" Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Obama to Lead Syrian Opposition Group
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien to Host Football, but Mark Cuban Might Be Happening…
1	1 Vote	List: Bad Names for MoveOn.org
1	1 Vote	A False Report About the Budget of "Avengers"
1	1 Vote	Two Teens Found Guilty of Murder in Connecticut Plane Crash at Air Show Death Toll At 50
1	1 Vote	Broncos Dreessen Has Knee Surgery for Republicans, Just Don't Call it Obamacare
1	1 Vote	20 Ways to Hack a USB Charger Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in One Timeline