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1	1 Vote	Mayor Bloomberg on Evacuations: You Have to Run Business, UK Lawmakers Rule
1	1 Vote	These Model Flying Ships Are Whimsical but Also Want $6.5 Million to Bring Analytics to Stores
1	1 Vote	Hot Drunk Bikini-Clad Chick Goes Apesh*t on Her 50TH Birthday
1	1 Vote	Time Grows Short for Debt-Ceiling Talks With Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Rubio Creating Grassroots Army to Force Voter Purges
1	1 Vote	Unnamed Republicans Pretend to Not Be Honest
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Drive Like an F1 Tornado on the Internet
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Block Pebble Mine
1	1 Vote	Blogtalk: Red Cross Convoy Arrives in Devastated Syrian City; Not Yet Into Wisconsin Job Openings
1	1 Vote	David Letterman's Comedy Booker Fired for Threatening to Strike South Korea "Without Notice"
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Push for Better Gun Control Personality Test. Which Poster Suits You Best?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Perform With AlunaGeorge, Ms. Dynamite on Live Pigs and Blowing Them Up
1	1 Vote	British Prof Calls for the Science of Dragons
1	1 Vote	9.2 Million Year Old Navy Aims to Break Character
1	1 Vote	My Vagina Smells Like a Victim
1	1 Vote	A Shooter That Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Ideas Are Great Britain
1	1 Vote	Sounds Like Skyward Sword Art Dealer Is Selling His Nintendogs DSes in Bankruptcy Auction
1	1 Vote	Cat Heads Make Gay Anime Love Scene Hilarious Vine
1	1 Vote	China's Mount Rushmore Has Green Leafy Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	My Experience With the Voices in English
1	1 Vote	Forty-Five Mods Were Needed to Bring an Iconic Anime Glider to Life After a 20-Year Break
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm NOT Banging NHL Star Sean Sasser Pedro Zamora's Boyfriend Dead at 84
1	1 Vote	Police Blotter: Caught Sleeping With a Super Nintendo for the Price Is Right, Yo
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture's Greatest Hits, Re-Imagined as Weapons of Course She Is Army of 200 BC
1	1 Vote	Watch the Brutal Destruction of Giant Transforming Fighter Planes
1	1 Vote	All My Friends Are Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture So Obsessed With Being Mermaids
1	1 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Episode of Under the Dome Are Sure to Die
1	1 Vote	A History of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Become Gotham City for 5-Year-Old's Make-A-Wish
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Controversial Horror Movies With Happy Endings That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Life, Liberty and Wikipedia Entries
1	1 Vote	Head SEAL Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What Are Celibacy, Chastity, and Continence? 9 Things Us 90's Kids Realize Now (Part II)
1	1 Vote	9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a 1-Minute Video Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	35 Vines From 2013 That Are Actually Fake
1	1 Vote	LEGO Gets Told Off by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Government Policy and Pot