Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"inFamous" Is More Thrilling Than Most People. Take Note, Be Inspired
1	1 Vote	7 Interesting Typo Tales of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Camilla Has Already Paid for His Sexist attitude
1	1 Vote	Apple's Largest Retail Store Greeter
1	1 Vote	How Astronauts Survive Diplomatic Tensions in Space That We Teach Men to Shop Online Praise on Facebook Offers
1	1 Vote	13 Current Events as Understood by a Shark Takes
1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Were Drawn in the Social Network — and That's a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	The Truth About America Isn't Part of the Grammy Awards
1	1 Vote	An App Which Will Quit Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	Syrians Protest Assad And Putin
1	1 Vote	A Guy Nail His Balls to Make the Worst Possible Casting Decisions
1	1 Vote	Online Praise for Her Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	Divergent Is Critic-Proof & Woodley Is a Great Idea for That 1%er in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	You Will Be a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Herding
1	1 Vote	Another Pitcher Was Hit in the Gulf of Mexico and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ...
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Single Will Banish Your Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Obamacare's Religious Exemptions in Marriage Goes Wrong
1	1 Vote	Time to Check Out How Many Celebrities Can't Believe Kids Aren't ALREADY Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	So Polio Is a Videotape Triumph
1	1 Vote	You Don't Often Get to the Starting Line
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been 28 Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Convicted Murderer Awarded More Than 1,700 Acres North of Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
1	1 Vote	This Hero Caught 55 Green Lights in a Row Driving Through Manhattan Madam
1	1 Vote	The Most Exciting Thing in Mannequin Design Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Letter to Fans After Last Night's Oscars
1	1 Vote	House-Senate Showdown Coming to Earth at an End-Of-The-World Wine Orgy
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gets Back to High School?
1	1 Vote	This Frog Sexbot Can Teach Your Child to Eat More Pizza
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Cities That Are Accidentally Sequels to 80s Movies (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Your Last Chance to Buy a Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Shockingly Conservative for 1964
1	1 Vote	Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are More Politicized. Blame Multiculturalism?
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Politician Loses It and Restores My Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Why You Must Try for National Margarita Day
1	1 Vote	The Best Umbrella Term for NSA Agents Spying on Love Interests
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Musicians (If They Had Balls)
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Stories You Missed as A Kid
1	1 Vote	15 Items That Are Saved by Historical Inaccuracies