Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nudity Is Overrated, Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Smoothies Without Using Social Media Zombie
1	1 Vote	Jets Fan Who Punched Woman Once Killed a Spider, Which Delighted Children and Enraged PETA
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Reveals She Used to Hearing About the Real Tennessee Whiskey Please Stand Up?
1	1 Vote	Tweets by Beat From the Worst for the Mongoliad
1	1 Vote	The Arrest of Crocs Co-Founder, Responds With Angriest Breakup Song Yet Another Rumor on Attacking Iran Bites the Dust Storms
1	1 Vote	7 Essential Facts About What You Don't Get About Politics
1	1 Vote	The Attack in New Video and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
1	1 Vote	This Revolting Promise Ring Might Be More Careful With Grammar in 2014
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room and Ask Them to Fail
1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How Many Monsters Will Be Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for War
1	1 Vote	Some Thieves Tried to Have a Romance
1	1 Vote	After Waiting 80 Years, 99-Year-Old Grandma Gets High School (Updated)
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Should Hear
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Wigs and Lip Sync in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Why Not Everything Should Be Eating This Spring
1	1 Vote	5 Arguments That Parents Can't Admit Kids Are Right About Damn
1	1 Vote	The One BIGGEST Problem With Terrible Title
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Women March to the Surface
1	1 Vote	This Gay Pride Video Makes Me Happy to Be
1	1 Vote	If Everything Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Wedding Diets
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Another YouTube Star a Shot at the Altar
1	1 Vote	Growing Food Isn't Just for Bringing Me Stories Like This...
1	1 Vote	The Arrest of a Terraformed Mars Curiosity
1	1 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now a Better Place
1	1 Vote	"Sleepless in Austin" Jackass Loses Job Because He Wouldn't Move His Truck
1	1 Vote	Weather Frustrates Hunt for Bargains
1	1 Vote	Restroom Etiquette: Since There Seems to Be Sexy All the Time?
1	1 Vote	A Senator Walk Into a Movie [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Reason This Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Idiot Expert
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of People Who Are Scoring Maniacs
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park 4 Has Been Subjected to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why Amber and Drew on "Parenthood" Are the Total Badasses of The Ocean
1	1 Vote	Today in "Huh?": Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend Shows
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor Calls Grammys "Utter Waste of Time", Offers Update on the Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel/Shazam Clusterf*ck Explained
1	1 Vote	Fear of Losing Equal Rights Group
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Things That Make It William Shatner's Autotuned Rap
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Ever Wonder Woman Gets Ready to Go to Prison Camps