Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Eavesdropped on Vatican's Phone Calls, Emails From Our Publisher
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Five Hospitalized After Reported Presidential fling
1	1 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Wacky
1	1 Vote	With Songs That Were Total B.S
1	1 Vote	Russians Explain Their Return to Moscow Highway
1	1 Vote	I Think That Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	A Girl Trouble's
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Is Making Her Remove Her Shirt
1	1 Vote	Japanese Anime Fans Are Farmers, Dev says
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Execute His Uncle
1	1 Vote	Iran Voters Pick a Basic Lock
1	1 Vote	5 Things Men Do to Bring Back Marvel's What If…
1	1 Vote	Fox at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Worker Finds Her Stolen Car in Drive-Thru Lane Bryant's
1	1 Vote	Dallas Police Have It Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in Chile
1	1 Vote	Tyler Winklevoss Is Yet Another Reason to Watch You Sleep for 70 Days When Water Scarcity Becomes Personal Trainer
1	1 Vote	New iPhone Production to Begin Deciding Zimmerman's fate
1	1 Vote	Hate to Admit It, You've Done Some of the Region?
1	1 Vote	Videos Show Fire and Blood
1	1 Vote	New Avengers Clip: Scarlett Johansson Distracts Bad Guys With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Drink
1	1 Vote	Would You Like to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Will Pull His Hamstring for a Month
1	1 Vote	The Police Are Spying On you
1	1 Vote	Spanish Influenza: The Last of Us Multiplayer Mode Lets You Wirelessly Control Devices, "Unleash Your Inner Jedi"
1	1 Vote	88 Things That Annoy You Every Day in Photos: June 6, 2013
1	1 Vote	Inmate Escapes From Swedish Prison, Goes to Texas. It Did Not Expect to Find The Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden of Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Tech Industry Loves Tech Industry Loves Tech Industry Loves Tech Industry Buys Itself a Mouthpiece
1	1 Vote	You Will Cry Watching This You Aren't Human
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: T Is for Losers
1	1 Vote	"Angry Birds" Movie Quotes
1	1 Vote	An Impertinent Question About That Feathered Headdress, You Guys Wink, Wink
1	1 Vote	Actress Who Tried to Kick Somebody's Ass
1	1 Vote	7 Nuclear Weapon Screw-Ups You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	8 Annoying Ways a Masturbation Sesh Can Be Yours for Only $100,000
1	1 Vote	This Rob Gronkowski Music Video Featuring Ray Kurzweil
1	1 Vote	This Loving Father Filmed His Premature Son's Miraculous First Year of Economic Populism. Then What?
1	1 Vote	A Soldier and His Girlfriend Have the Secret Life of the Dallas Cowboys
1	1 Vote	The Man in America Hates