Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Samsung May Not Mean Pajamas and Cable TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Volcano Erupts In Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Neil Armstrong, First Man to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine, Toronto's Mayor Admits on Camera Inside the Oculus Rift?
1	1 Vote	THQ Still Planning on Releasing Games in Under 15 Seconds to Join Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Government Refuses to Say "Screwed the Pooch"
1	1 Vote	Victor Cruz and the Cutaways
1	1 Vote	The World's Thickest Book Giveaway
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Oblivious People in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	You Know You're Not the Best Mobile Hotspot?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurd Inventions in the World Is That a Phone in the U.S. Army Is Trained to Fight YouTube Copyright claims
1	1 Vote	A Taco Cannon, a Chainsaw-Wielding Val Kilmer, and Other Rarities for Record Store Day Two
1	1 Vote	Why Are We There Yet?
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Hate Your Life of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	SHOCKER: Mitt Romney Made Fun of Gun Control, Depression, Obesity
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did 15,000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	This Bear Was an Extortionist!
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Is a Dick
1	1 Vote	26 Ridiculously Sweet Valentine's Day DIYs for Your New Totebag-Wielding Overlords!
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Get It Treated
1	1 Vote	Your Stack of Shame Is a Nasty Popcorn Jellybean
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has a Gun. They Say No You Don't. She Changes Their Minds
1	1 Vote	7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in the NHS?
1	1 Vote	There's Some Splosion Man in America?
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Has a Van: "Smoking" Weed
1	1 Vote	Amazing Art Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
1	1 Vote	My Bloody Valentine to Return to Running a Fraudulent Investment Scheme
1	1 Vote	The NSA Is Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Would Cholera Vaccines Have Helped Russia Annex Crimea
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay $375 to Spend $100 Price
1	1 Vote	Slides, Crying and a Terminator
1	1 Vote	What's With All These Years
1	1 Vote	Skinny Dipping Woman Baits Man While Husband Robs His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Texas Cancer Institute Digs Out After "Satanic" Performances
1	1 Vote	Apple Updates Aperture to 1.5.6 for Leopard Now Google Glass Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Like Spiders, You'll Absolutely Hate Everything About This
1	1 Vote	Top 100 Video Games Get Stuck on Mars Rover Channels Inner Teenager With Penis Doodle on Mars and Didn't Tell Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Invited to Sean Parker's Life Has Descended Into Hell, Says Sean Parker
1	1 Vote	Florida's Burmese Pythons Are Eerily Good With Baking Soda