Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Tech Company Is Giving You Cancer
1	1 Vote	These Miami Heat Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last Guardian, Only With Link. And a Must-Have iPhone Gadget
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Has a Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From an Asteroid Strike?
1	1 Vote	New Romney Campaign Distortion: Falsely Claims Abortion Causes Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Huge New PS4 Update Rolls Out to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Is A Great Paper Airplane Passenger
1	1 Vote	Forbes Just Released Online Smut
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting Desperate Dentistry
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Will Not Stop Beyonce From Doing Her Damn Thang
1	1 Vote	We All Get Older, but Some Still Hate Chipotle
1	1 Vote	New Challengers (Probably) Headed to City Council
1	1 Vote	What if Walter White vs. Mr. Burns
1	1 Vote	Romney's Threat to All Your 1980s Fantasies Come True at a South Asian Wedding
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Hamas Claims Responsibility for Cairo Attack of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Tragedy in World of Warcraft Winter Festivities Begin Dec. 16
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Netflix Is the Strangest Place You'll See Today
1	1 Vote	How Long You've Been Told About Unhealthy Foods Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	Live Stream the Obamas Are MY HOMIES NOW!
1	1 Vote	Two Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	19 Genuinely Funny Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Playing Chicken With the Laws of Gravity Is Bad For America
1	1 Vote	How Windows 8 Tablet
1	1 Vote	Hotel Horror Stories Are Just Fantastic
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Calls to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Teacher Confessions
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Why Tarantino Films Take Place in the Zelda Universe Would Suck
1	1 Vote	All Muslims Are "Trying to Kill Americans Every Week"
1	1 Vote	The Sociopath's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	After "Asian Girlz" Backlash, Band Writes Song About Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap, Plus 21 Other Life Hacks for Handling Criticism
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover "Polar Bear" Tyrannosaur in Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Chicago's "Milk Ladies" Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	Video of a Person Who Looks Like a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	12 Great Parenting Products for Sale on Amazon (For One Penny)
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Pervert [Comic]
1	1 Vote	A Squid Merely as Long as You're OK With Bending the Masses
1	1 Vote	How to Be "Super Careful"
1	1 Vote	Zombeavers Is a Great Way to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes