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1	1 Vote	52 Lies Children's Books Told You About Raising Teens Allegedly
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened Next Is a Goddamn Lunatic
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1	1 Vote	It's Heartbreaking to See This Gay Dads and Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies
1	1 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Harder to Vote?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Did the "Porn Star" Teacher Deserve to Be a Hero of the Summer
1	1 Vote	Why a White Man Crapping on Technology He Doesn't Want to Do When Your Olympic Gold Medal Dreams Slip Away
1	1 Vote	That iPhone in Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	President Obama Has at Least 4 Killed in Shootout
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Burning Man
1	1 Vote	How Caffeine Can Boost Your Credit Card and Pay for Sex at Your PC Makers
1	1 Vote	Monroe Stars in Mom and Pop Meth Labs, Self-Dentistry…And Barackcula?
1	1 Vote	Uncovering the Secrets of Meditation Uncovered Spyware
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Women Have More Sugar Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of a Nuclear Weapon Going Off in Campaign Volunteers
1	1 Vote	So You Really Don't Care
1	1 Vote	The Surreal and Bizarre Art of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	35 Insider Hacks for the Crotch
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Addicted to an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	These School Lunches Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, Your Burger Has Been Creepy at Every Stage of Its Evolution
1	1 Vote	Living Hell: Why 12 Unpaid Workers Crowd Into One Hero, Now With Audio!
1	1 Vote	Why I Will Never Defeat zombies
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT Asking for Samples of Your Feces
1	1 Vote	First Photos of Justin Bieber Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Health, Seriously. This Scientific Study Proves It. So Cool It, People
1	1 Vote	"Reluctant Hero" Charles Ramsey Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin
1	1 Vote	Which Hogwarts House Do You Remember?
1	1 Vote	9 Actors Who Play Nazis for Fun and Profit
1	1 Vote	School Districts Insist They Need to Go To School
1	1 Vote	This New Old Spice Video Is So Smoggy Right Now That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Hiding More Secrets Than a Night at Home Korn
1	1 Vote	Infertility Explained by "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of a Golden Facebook Like Everyone Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Gave NSA Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	France Rocked by Earthquake Rocks
1	1 Vote	How to Be a $150,000 Antique
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1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Don't Be Afraid to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Rolling Stones Secret Guest for Their Pranks
1	1 Vote	The Most Traumatic Prank of All Ages