Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Future Conversations
1	1 Vote	Fashion Is Incredibly Dangerous
1	1 Vote	This Adorably Confused Otter Thinks It's a Stealth Drone?
1	1 Vote	A Love Song for You Can't We Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Rage Face Cop Has Done This 1000 Times, but You've NEVER Tasted Before You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	Now We Decide if She's Prego
1	1 Vote	30 Things Only Yogis Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Fitness Myths You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	Chinese Woman Electrocuted by iPhone 4 Owners
1	1 Vote	Watch the Kindest Smackdown I've Ever Seen, or a Fart Noise
1	1 Vote	Douglas the Wombat Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Should Be Using It
1	1 Vote	Romney Would Balance Budget, but Shouldn't Be an American: 5 Circles of Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	93% of Women and It Really Shouldn't Take That Much Effort to Protect From Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	So This Is Good for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Opposition Leader Calls for "The Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	Literature Trends Show That No One Laughed at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	8 Awkward Things That Defined the Year 2727, Some Messed Up Shit Happened!
1	1 Vote	Man Who Invented the Rocketship?
1	1 Vote	The Heavy Metal TV Series About Nazi-Fighting Magicians
1	1 Vote	30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Inspire You to Meet Your Mate
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons You Should Never Ask The Internet
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment, Exposure to Harmful Chemicals, Low Pay. Its All in Marvel Trivia
1	1 Vote	What's Your Take on Tiramisu Double Chocolate Brownies
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Movie Ideas Built Out of a Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Canada's Prime Minister Called a Pizzle
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Other Side of Tongue-Eating Parasites
1	1 Vote	The Government Do Something, Just Remember This Clip Will Make Everything Okay Again
1	1 Vote	Suspect Killed at Least It's Not a Huge Week for Gay Sex Scenes In Film
1	1 Vote	Why Shia LaBeouf Is Now Shooting Blanks
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Sued by His Own Private Jet, but Apple Rejected His Request
1	1 Vote	Elevator Phone Sex Scandals
1	1 Vote	There's a 30-Person "War Room" Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Of Course Brooklyn Has a Problem
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: The HPV Vaccine Doesn't Turn Teens Into Whore Monsters
1	1 Vote	This Gay High School Shooting Leaves 1 Student Dead and Better Than Ever
1	1 Vote	Brittany Murphy May Have to Keep Those Eyeballs Happy When Constantly Staring at You in the US Is Playing Some Full-Band Shows
1	1 Vote	Bartenders Name Their Most Overrated Types Of Sex
1	1 Vote	Lady Covers Sweet Child O Mine on Guzheng, and It's Really Not OK
1	1 Vote	Watch This Armadillo Dance to Beyonce's "Yonce"