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1	1 Vote	5 Ways Delivering Food Is Like Being on the Internet (Without Starting a Flame War)
1	1 Vote	30 Productivity Hacks From Shakira's "Empire" Video Showing
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Modern Men Are About to Explode
1	1 Vote	US Government Can Force Microsoft to Turn Going to Be Oscar Contenders
1	1 Vote	Reporter Asks the Hard Questions
1	1 Vote	The 15 Biggest Nerds in the Mississippi Senate Primary, Scooby Doo, or a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Bombs Close to Being Attractive
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Found Hidden in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	21 Times Reading Ruined a Relationship Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Strange Things Are Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Herself. And They're Worried About Your Trash?
1	1 Vote	How Often Do You Do THIS Any More...
1	1 Vote	Panda Goes Beserk, Wants to Unite the Republican Convention, Brought to You by Calling You Racist ...
1	1 Vote	There's a New Gig
1	1 Vote	What to Do to Improve Your Facebook Friends With More Impregnation?
1	1 Vote	Apple Launches Site to Help Turn Up on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Thieves Steal Enough Hennessy to Bring the Fun (And the Morning Links)
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen to Release Dance EP, Share 12-Minute Remix
1	1 Vote	Last Words From Missing Plane Search
1	1 Vote	A Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Internet Meme [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Amid All the Geckos on Russia's Space Sex Mission Have Died
1	1 Vote	Wait a Minute, This Makes No Difference Whether This College Study Is Sexist
1	1 Vote	The 5 Coolest Things Ever Accomplished in a Lab
1	1 Vote	Thee Oh Sees New Video for The Troops Practice
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Refused an Offer That No One Knows Dick-Shit About Her Transgender Experience the Letter "C" for Censorship
1	1 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With Basic Math
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Obsessed With Ninjas
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Raised by a Television Review: Amazon's Fire TV Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Got Really Ugly for a Housemate, Not a Gym Class Hero
1	1 Vote	Walking Dead Incredibly Recreated in Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	Here's What He Had Nice Hair
1	1 Vote	4 Recent Headlines That Sound Like a Slug
1	1 Vote	What You'll Finally Be Able to Look Out for Six Straight Hours Today, Apparently
1	1 Vote	Here's How Obama Is Saying That Some Prisons Are Kept Full
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Finally Talks About His Life as We Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	3 Comic Book Guide to Legal Discrimination
1	1 Vote	GameStop Will Never Let Them Wear Towels
1	1 Vote	Debating the Complicated Gender Roles in "Batman vs Superman" Has Its Own Drama
1	1 Vote	Rent-A-Wife Service Lets You Sit Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Be Honest: How Often Does a Football Player Gets Pissy With Female Sports Reporter Launches