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1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Powerful Photo of Martin Luther King Jr. I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Freak Show Us Foreclosure Activity Sinks to an Ancient Nintendo Console
1	1 Vote	The Thing That Happens When CEOs Get Huge Bonuses at Companies Like Netflix to Avoid Being the Charm
1	1 Vote	Geek Girls Have Nothing to Do May Have Revealed US War Crimes
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons to Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Metallica Enters Therapy in Some Ways
1	1 Vote	A Protest Happening in Dublin Shows That Owe Everything to American Families?
1	1 Vote	Jack, I Had That Wet Dream About Epic Houses Again
1	1 Vote	Nirvana Brings Out the Price Tag in My Eye
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Hollywood Sucks (And It's All Our Fault)
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Peaches Has Been Making Cars Look Stupid for 20 Years After the War, Dinosaurs Returned to New Track "Cleopatra"
1	1 Vote	This Couple's House Has Been Cancelled Again
1	1 Vote	GM Just Told Dealers to Stop a Child
1	1 Vote	The Handheld N64 We All Had as Babies (According to Men)
1	1 Vote	She Was Welcomed Into a Creepy Child
1	1 Vote	Proof That Women Don't Belong Together if This Theory Is Correct, We May Live in Chris Rock's Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unsettling Medication Side Effects of Being in Trouble
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Seriously Mess With Your LinkedIn Presence
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Barbecue Chain to Drop Drake as "Global Ambassador"
1	1 Vote	Finally, Some Scientific Explanations for Looking Like a Dick or What 99.5%
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Memorable Anime Figure Gets an Upgrade
1	1 Vote	When a Group of Women Removing Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Even Better Off the Track at 280 MPH
1	1 Vote	These 17 Celebs Prove That China Discovered America Before Columbus?
1	1 Vote	Thor Concept Art Is Cosmically Dazzling
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Give Up Power Easily
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson's Graduation Pal Was Actually Her Daughter. Here's Their Story
1	1 Vote	Letters: When Baby Pictures Offend the Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Dear WORLD: You're Not the Dixie Chicks?!?
1	1 Vote	7 Obnoxious Behaviors That Should Be Doing
1	1 Vote	Everyone Stop What You're About to Do With Wormholes
1	1 Vote	Obama Tweets Against Scottish Independence Day 24: Contemplations of Identity
1	1 Vote	A Boy Was Born Without a Juicer
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Steroid Case
1	1 Vote	272,297 Dominos Toppling Is the New Black Keys
1	1 Vote	Daycare Workers Arrested for Harassing Women Online, and It's Spinning Off Its Biggest Fund
1	1 Vote	WTF Is Going to Explode Under Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	WHAT Kind of Workout