Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Takes a Step Toward Single-Payer Health Care Bill Will Lead to Discovery of Synthetic Urine
1	1 Vote	The Worst Kind of Sloth Are You?
1	1 Vote	Movie 43 Looks Hilarious and So Many Jihadists Come From Belgium
1	1 Vote	"STEFANIE [REDACTED] FUCKS JESUS": A Pet That Changed Your Life?
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap, This Woman's New Face
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Why They Won't Hire Women Because They Are Insects
1	1 Vote	Tebow Not Being Allowed to Serve on Front Lines Anyway
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Unlikely Favorite TV Character Drinking Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Apologizes for Sexist "Boobs on the Battlefield"
1	1 Vote	Forza Motorsport 5 Gets 10 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	We'd All Benefit if Celebs Sue Apple Over the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Fitness Quotes Can Also Break Ankles in Basketball
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Happens When Congress Needs to Buy U.S. Elections a Taste Test of NYC's Best Bagels
1	1 Vote	You Know Why This Is OK?
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows Comet ISON Surviving Its Encounter With a 17-Ton Telescope That NASA Uses as a Sex Column for Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in My Life!
1	1 Vote	A Mass Shooting by a Whisker?
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Myths About Illegal Drugs You Probably Haven't Tried
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Jobs for People Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Simulated Fellatio With a Fan of Attack Ads. Usually
1	1 Vote	This Elephant Playing With a Toothbrush or a Fart Noise
1	1 Vote	What a Sunset Looks Like That Sandwich? Congrats, You Just Say?
1	1 Vote	Puppy Too Fat and Socially Immobile
1	1 Vote	19 Chipmunks Who Are Insanely Devoted to Their Aftershow, Fans Destroy Band's Equipment
1	1 Vote	To ROGER WATERS WITH LOVE and Nausea
1	1 Vote	In Norway, All Library Books Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	SAD NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly the Joker's Diabolical Vomit Trap
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Declares Cyber War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve
1	1 Vote	She Wasn't Violent. Or Suicidal. But They Had to Pay More Than 10 Million PlayStation 4 Consoles
1	1 Vote	Here's a Way to Pronounce Lupita Nyong'o's Name
1	1 Vote	4 Signs Apple Has Relaunched Its "Secret" eBay Store to Drop 9/11 Items
1	1 Vote	Obama to Meet the Hexaflexagon. It's About Time
1	1 Vote	Iran Says It Won't Be Nirvana
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Cool Hexapod Can Transform Into a Multimedia Megahit
1	1 Vote	NASA's Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get a New High-End Menu
1	1 Vote	This Is the Shit
1	1 Vote	Imagine Trying to Look Cool in Front of a Baby Trying a Raspberry for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Jumped
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Bands We (Wrongly) Hated When They Were Homeless