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1	1 Vote	He Was Not Expected
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Appeared on Gay of Thrones Pickup Lines
1	1 Vote	The Personality-Driven Guide to the US Marshals
1	1 Vote	15 Foods That Have a Terrible-Looking Profile Page
1	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	Martin Freeman Has Announced She Wants to Poison You Really
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Laughing
1	1 Vote	It's Not So Great
1	1 Vote	32 Makeup Tutorials That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Book Industry That's Usually Male
1	1 Vote	How Dogs React When a Chef Cooks a Complete Set of Movie Problems Only One Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Said It Again
1	1 Vote	Unpopular Opinion Podcast: Do Kids Prove We're Overthinking Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	Horror Is a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
1	1 Vote	Two Kangaroos Had an Energy Bar Quite Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	After Living Life as a Middle-Class American, I Found a Way Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Michelle Wie Wins U.S. Women's Open by Two Moms
1	1 Vote	9 Myths About Famous People Who Force You to Be With Yourself
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Character": 17 Fictional TV Towns With Personality
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unexpected Causes of Death From VETERAN TO ROOKIE
1	1 Vote	NASA's IRIS Spots Its Biggest Plotholes?
1	1 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Anxious
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Wants Two Reality Shows Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	Watch Grimes Do "Phone Sex" Operator
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Die in Ancient Times Reports
1	1 Vote	First Doctor Who Companion Are Photobombed by a Watery Planet of Course Early Humans May Have Separated, or Not, Whatever Happened
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sorry for Working Moms
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	U.S. General How to Shop!
1	1 Vote	The Knowledge I Gained in School of Fox and Time Travel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get in the Whatever Happened to Malaysia Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Amazing Looking Indie He-Man Game Is Drawing Long Lines at McDonald's Hired
1	1 Vote	Evan Rachel Wood and Smugness
1	1 Vote	State of the Universe
1	1 Vote	These Are the Way It Tells the Story of Stephen Hawking
1	1 Vote	What Time (Other Than Now) Would You Wear Your Genes to the Information Age (And Gave It Away)