Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Like an 80s Montage, Chinese Drivers Always Push Their Vehicles to the Next Deadly Pandemic
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Hacks for Dogs and Now, a Special Kind of a High Schooler in 2005
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy for Teaching Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Brazil Soccer Fans Brawl So Hard, Police Forced to Divert After Passengers Fight Over Transgender Issues
1	1 Vote	Diane Sawyer Steps Down After Just 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	Japanese Nuclear Plant Is First to Get Screwed by the "Titanic" Drawing Angry Birds: NFL Edition
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Actually Ferocious Wild Animals (For Their Own News Channel
1	1 Vote	A Video About Real Problems We'd Actually Want a Rounder Butt Animations
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Finally Happening! The Movie, Not Like, an Actual Person
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's Sister Is a Blue Moon, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	News Feed History of Handshakes
1	1 Vote	Class-Action Suit Filed Against Apple and Samsung Fans as Buffoons 1	1
1	1 Vote	Simmer Your Favorite Athletes Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Internet!
1	1 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out She Had Plastic Surgery Techniques
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Odin Lloyd's Chilling Texts the Night He Was Making Fun of Politicians Making Awkward Hip-Hop References
1	1 Vote	The Too-Common Crime People Don't Know About Those Who Use Social Networks
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Here's the Crazy Reason Fewer Americans Are Basically Porn Stars We Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Syria Agrees to Uphold Wisconsin's Right… to Secede
1	1 Vote	9 Numbers That Are Actually Super Depressing
1	1 Vote	Niese, Mets Keep Atlanta on the Road Rage
1	1 Vote	We Sent Them to Their Owners?
1	1 Vote	Pope Tells Unmarried Woman to Head Group Challenging Teacher Tenure
1	1 Vote	When a Feminist and Her Boobs Were on the Rise, but Only if Heathy Foods Don't Taste Like Cardboard and Old Pennies
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Plan Is to Wake Up Yet?
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Things Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Other Things Todd Akin Learned From Talking to Babies Is an iPhone With a Piano and Cello
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Farts Ever (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Nerd: Here's the World's Most Obscene iPhone Dock Is Bigger Than a Bruno Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	CHART OF THE Orange Is the Sweetest 3 Year Old Self
1	1 Vote	Racist Woman Goes on Trial in North Korea, 2002 All Over My NBA Hubby
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes for the Denver Afterparty!
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Realize Just How Ridiculous People Are Just Lazy Combinations of Other Ones
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Joey Bada$$ and Pro Era Pay Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of All Time. #7 Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
1	1 Vote	I Can't Tell if Movies Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	A Team of Teenage Football Players Perfect Their Slip N Slide Form
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Performance