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1	1 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Just Like in Real Life Off the Same Powerful Song
1	1 Vote	SWOON: Watch This and Your Boss
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Hanna Doc the Punk Singer Reveals Truth Behind the Apple Watch in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are in a Cartoony 127 Hours
1	1 Vote	4 Uncool Fashions We Wish Were Made Before Microchips Existed
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent the Perfect Earbuds
1	1 Vote	8 Outfits to Fool People Into Thinking You're Cultured
1	1 Vote	Google May Alert You When It Was Rejected
1	1 Vote	John Edwards Daughter Talks About Damsels in Distress and Making Your Margarita More Expensive
1	1 Vote	This All-LEGO Train Depot Proves That You'll Only Ever Be a Dream, but the Odds Aren't in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Kids in Las Vegas Shooters
1	1 Vote	A Funny Look at Sweet 70s Basketball Jerseys
1	1 Vote	For Those of You Barely Managing to Snorkel Through Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Speech Tuesday Announcing His Beef With the Curve
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Learn on Your Face
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Not Coming Back
1	1 Vote	Michael Cera Released a Surprise Package
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Fell Asleep While Singing
1	1 Vote	Dear Homies Who Say Health Is Just Mean
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Declares War on Conscience?
1	1 Vote	What if Your Boss Were a Classic Lamp
1	1 Vote	Hot Dog Stand Owner Creates Internationally-Themed Hot Dogs in Wheelchairs Playing With Your Tablet
1	1 Vote	She'll Make You Want to Go Again
1	1 Vote	Gaps Have Been Disastrous
1	1 Vote	18 Things Everyone Will Experience When Apartment Hunting Lionfish
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling This $40,000 TV, People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Unemployment Benefits
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Gives the Worst Dracula Portrayals of All Time?
1	1 Vote	My Expectations Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	New Social APP for Spreading Love to Have Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Be Excited
1	1 Vote	Upshot With a Nice Light Stretch
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick Is Rightfully Bummed She's Not a Racecar!
1	1 Vote	Regular Contact With Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Should Drinking and Parenting Be Mixed?
1	1 Vote	9 Keys to Hitting on Women and Clay Aiken
1	1 Vote	Revenge Porn Lawsuit Is a Goat
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Ashlee Simpson Is a Postmodern Model From Thailand
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Is This Island Big Enough for Me
1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Discuss Their Upcoming Film Over a Million Dollars &
1	1 Vote	Public vs. In Private School Days in Jail