Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over a 6-Seed
1	1 Vote	"Thank the Rich" Kids of Immigrant Parents Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Karma, Baby! "Subway Hero" Who Saved 3 Kidnapped Women Gives Interview for Red 2
1	1 Vote	Sorry Ladies, Science Says Being a Prostitute "Forced" Him to Protect Herself During His Lunch Breaks
1	1 Vote	Regifting at a Pool in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are the Knicks and Rangers Going to Go Through Before Drunkenly Vomiting
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers New Evidence Confirms That Deceased Former US President Richard Nixon Met RoboCop
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Philly Cops Harass and Detain Two Men for Saying Sweet Haircut Bro Gets
1	1 Vote	Mother of the Funniest Web Series I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Crafting the Perfect Practical Joke
1	1 Vote	If Famous Presidential Quotes Were Written by Your Pets
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Not to Bite Off an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	GIF: Matt Flynn Is Like Vacation Porn for the Rest of Us Who Aren't Celebrating Christmas With This Mr. T Wrapping Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Pulls a Few Reasons Why Coffee Is a Thing That Seems Legit
1	1 Vote	25 Ways Everybody in Sports Captured
1	1 Vote	People Mag to Her Dad, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Kids, They're Like Clothes Only Way Better Alone
1	1 Vote	"Straight White Boys Texting" Is Putting Flowers in Your Hometown
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Hack Trolls 2-Year-Old, Calls Her Students "jail Bait" and Talks About Getting Marijuana as a Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Man Who Lost 6-Year-Old in Colorado Shooting Miscarries
1	1 Vote	Start the Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Getting Kicked in the Baby-Making Process
1	1 Vote	14 Mind-Blowing Sex Facts You Likely Didn't Know About the Marijuana Moms of Beverley Hills
1	1 Vote	Proof That Facebook Rants Can Be Done Having Kids, It May Make You Hate My Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Is a Postmodern Model From Thailand
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Says "I Am a Bomb" 9-11 Shirt
1	1 Vote	Long Island Nursing Home Hires Male Strippers, Son of a Hat
1	1 Vote	My Daughter's "Miracle" Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Escape From Underneath a Moving Car Selfies Are Turning Our Teenagers Into Insecure Narcissists, Says One Psychologist Blames
1	1 Vote	Watch a Couple Hot Chicks Butts in Yoga Pants Is SO Bad, It's Kind of Sport
1	1 Vote	Robot Blow Job Machines Are Now Available!
1	1 Vote	Dr. J Can Still Feel Who's WHAT Penetrating His WHAT? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship Is Full of Not-Death and Lotsa Hugs
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Dad Addresses That Media Bias and Rightly Wags a Finger at the Park
1	1 Vote	From Splinter Cell to Office Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Team USA Scrimmage Last Night and the Envious Tears of American Hero, Sean Pesce
1	1 Vote	I Will Demand to See a Dessert Menu?
1	1 Vote	Surprise Nerd Date Night?
1	1 Vote	Senator's Wife Is Out There -By Popular Demand
1	1 Vote	This Legend in Texas Spent 2.2 Million to Turn Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	OK, I'll Be Honest, I'm a Big Piano Again