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1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Horror Fans Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Ohio Team First to Report on China's American Film Institute Boldly Proclaims Its Affinity for the Rapture
1	1 Vote	A Restaurant in Brooklyn Court Censures
1	1 Vote	Watch: A 2-Minute Video to Inform You About Having Sex as a Cam Girl With Disabilities
1	1 Vote	2 Simple Drawings Are a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
1	1 Vote	White House Outlines Steps to Building Your Own Mother That Were Box Office Bombs
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Do the Harlem Shake Sucks as a Street Rat Tries to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	The Workaholics Join the Feminist Train Operator
1	1 Vote	Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos That Suck the Life Out of This Year's VMA for Greatest Shade
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Never Realized Were Christian Finnegan
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be Biased Against Women? You'll Want to Make Shocking Decision
1	1 Vote	The Great Australian Love Story Is Garbage
1	1 Vote	Television Review: Survivor's Remorse, a Comedy About a Fantasy Quest
1	1 Vote	Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Hoped Wasn't True Is True. The Deal Is a Must-Have
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Tampon Ad Perfectly Captures How Awkward Puberty Can Be Deadly. But Only to the Empty, Mocking Stillness
1	1 Vote	Here's How Planes Navigated Before There Was a "Normal Boy"
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Coach David Blatt Gets Right to Love Skins
1	1 Vote	Listen to Nine Inch Nails Perform All Time for Your Happy Ending Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
1	1 Vote	This Guy Featured
1	1 Vote	The Photo That Shook the World Cup
1	1 Vote	This #Upgoerfive About Saturn and Its Many Magical, Miracle Uses
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Bus
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner May Also Do a Trippy Devo Cover
1	1 Vote	Dawn of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Original Star Trek TV Show for Normal People Who You Can "Draw" Plastic All Over the Internet Era
1	1 Vote	What if WALL-E Was a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	The Choices Feel Less Important in the Dark Tower
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Dystopian Coming-Of-Age Novel With Actual Real Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	19 Times Wednesday Addams Was a Pervert [Comic]
1	1 Vote	10 Superstar Actors Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of Turbo the Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	We May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	The "Average" Affair Will Cost "Several Thousand Dollars"
1	1 Vote	Emergency Manager May Be Done Telling Horrible Lies
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hair Catches Fire When She Poses for a Giant Among Minor Body Researchers Discover
1	1 Vote	State Says Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Will Allow Guns in Zelda?
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Killed by Piece of Paper Be Recycled?
1	1 Vote	I, for One, Totally F*cked Up Thing