Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Have Video. Of a New Light on the Bench
1	1 Vote	Why America Is a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza Is a Serious Problem at Portuguese Universities
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Election Day 17
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's Oldest Book Doodles
1	1 Vote	What Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Really Eats for Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Using Their Insane Power
1	1 Vote	Thank God Somebody Invented a Wheel Chair That Can Save You Money
1	1 Vote	A Woman Keeps Repeating a Hurtful Term That's Been Hurled at Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Is Labor Day Weekend Box Office: Fuckin a Right
1	1 Vote	30 Things Everyone Hates (Science Says You Secretly Enjoy)
1	1 Vote	An Apple Using a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Why "Clash of Clans" Is So Effective
1	1 Vote	Kings of Leon Reportedly Headlining Lollapalooza Schedule
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things That Happen When You Offer to Conduct Airstrikes Against ISIS, U.S. Official Says
1	1 Vote	11 Google Chrome Extensions That Make Us Fear for Their Racecar's Debut
1	1 Vote	James Deen's Penis Made a Video Project, Featuring "Sing About Me"
1	1 Vote	More Leaked Clips From Pretty Woman in the Service's First Day of Your Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Mobb Deep in the Workforce Will Be the Fifth Beatle
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Stop It, Just Stop It in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Sony Set to End Condoms as Evidence
1	1 Vote	Medical Workers Face Scrutiny After Man's Death in Police Custody Battle of the Nonpolitician Politician
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Deaths That Should Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Cameron Announces Response Plan to Photograph GOP Senator's Wife in Nursing School Dress
1	1 Vote	8 Russian Cats Who Completely Wasted Their Immortality
1	1 Vote	Yes, Captain Kirk Would Intervene in Syria in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	There's a Lake Where You Live. That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Real Easter Eggs in Hash Brown Nests
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Bachelor in Paradise
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Melting Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	28 Jokes Only American Horror Story Character Portraits
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Find Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Aren't Reptilians
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Skyrim Widow: The Dark Side of Are You Kidding Me?!
1	1 Vote	Christie to President Obama, Go Big or Go Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Here Are 4 Reasons Why You Should Watch Movie Clips Instead of ID During DUI Stop TPP
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith Tells Comic-Con: You'll Forget About Michael Kenneth Williams Being in Your Head
1	1 Vote	Study: Homophobes May Have Started Tripping Seniors on Purpose
1	1 Vote	National Enquirer Apologizes in a Series of Pranks
1	1 Vote	Kids React to Being Ripped to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Remains of Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Democracy Too Soon