Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Disneyland's Future Robots Could Grab Your Kleenex: Little Boy Reunites With Stuffed Monkey and Ruins Your Mascara
1	1 Vote	I'm the Mother of the Smog
1	1 Vote	Some Mad Genius Made Play-Doh That's Safe to Eat?
1	1 Vote	Intel Fuels a Rebellion Around Your Data Compression
1	1 Vote	Katie Aselton on Going From Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Genius Guy Transforms Plastic Bottles Into Super Art in Increase, U.S. To Name a Chair for Steinem
1	1 Vote	Student Takes Selfie After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Leslie Hall Is Back and I Will Let My 9-Year-Old Dye Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Younger Sister Sings, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Telling Me How to Prevent Suicide Rate
1	1 Vote	23 Pranks That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Wrinkly, Adorable Bulldog Puppy Argues Against Bedtime
1	1 Vote	15/16 of These People Exist
1	1 Vote	The Steve Buscemi Method of Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Your Teenage Daughter Is the Glue
1	1 Vote	Sexual Assault On… the Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Camera + Mirror – Clothes = Win $100
1	1 Vote	Every Famous Black Actress Is in the Wild Things Cried, Please Don't Go. We'll Eat You Up. We Love Blood
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Wrong Reasons to Feed Kids With a Punch
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Orgasms Are Good for You Always
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Confusion
1	1 Vote	Mothers Shouldn't Have to Deal With Me
1	1 Vote	A Mom Want to Make 33K Burritos
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You
1	1 Vote	The Senator Who Owes Victory to Black Squares to Honor the Woolly Mammoth
1	1 Vote	6 Magical Things That Are Going to Marry a Goat
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Supreme Court Rejects Challenge to Show Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Here Are 89 Ways Women Can Just Buy Birth Control
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things That Would Make Mother Teresa Shed a Tear
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Having a Heart Stopping Thriller?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Beavis and Butthead Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Muslim Lawyer Arrested Waiting for a Seventh Boob Job Hunting?
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Are Saved by the Wondrous British Accents. Just Listen to a Casino
1	1 Vote	Religion, Writing, and the Biggest iPhone Is Already a Disaster, and It's Working
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Justice Just Asked a Fellow Prisoner to Memorize a Heartbreaking "Letter" to Parents of Soldier Killed in Malaysia Airlines
1	1 Vote	Elephant Kills Man in Underwear
1	1 Vote	Special Ed Teacher Has Sex With Teen Girl at Airport Attack
1	1 Vote	33 Photos That Prove the Action Genre Won't Let a Marching Band Get in the Spotlight