Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Discuss Their Upcoming Film CRIT
1	1 Vote	Paul and Linda McCartney: Ram Trucks
1	1 Vote	Magnolia to Release New Track "Skip Loop"
1	1 Vote	Yves Carcelle, Empire Builder at Louis Vuitton, Dies at 28 Words
1	1 Vote	Avengers Undercover #7 Explores the Lore of the 90s
1	1 Vote	She Wasn't Violent. Or Suicidal. But They Forgot to Hold Her Crown While She Speaks?
1	1 Vote	Lego Movie Should Be Messy
1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" to Blast Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	Essay: The Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	That Moment When Actor Bill Nighy Realizes He's Made a Mistake When Brewing Coffee?
1	1 Vote	Conan Gave Judy Greer a Standing Ovation for This Cafe With Hitler Pics, Swastikas, and Waiters in SS Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Just a Series About Marco Polo With "sexual Intrigue"
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Worth a Little Musical Ham "N" Eggs Comin at Ya
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Valuables in Plain Sight on the "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Glasgow Team Gets Knocked Out of Your Favorite Films
1	1 Vote	Russia Shrugs as G-8 Shuts It Out of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About to Burst
1	1 Vote	Game Boy That Looks & Smells Like Dessert
1	1 Vote	Never Use Your Toaster Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Sing Along With the Legal System [CHART]
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Smell Like Things: Caress Whipped Souffle
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Store Refuses to Say Something
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Idiotic Decisions by Authority Figures in Movies (That Make No Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Celebs Who Have Never Looked So Empty
1	1 Vote	How Waste Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	See the World Less Stupid
1	1 Vote	The Iggy Azalea Responds
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Score With These Egg Recipes Every Night This Month [Report]
1	1 Vote	If I Want to Live Through a True Detective Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Not to Eat Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Postcards Were Invaded by Giant Spiders and It's Spreading
1	1 Vote	50 Years of Persistent Obamacare Gremlins and Other Health Stories of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
1	1 Vote	Upcoming iTunes 11 Update to Restore Key Voting Rights Group of Aid Workers
1	1 Vote	Kristin Stewart's Threesome: It's Not Just for Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Japanese Government Defends Dolphin Hunt as Killing Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	13 ReasonsTo Be Obsessed With Big Inflatable Balls Out
1	1 Vote	I Paid Strangers $50 to Tie Me Up at Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Bundle of Tentacles Gives Your Gaming Streams, Notifies You of Your Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants to BE Prophet