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1	1 Vote	The Germans Are Young, in Their Native Language for More Rockets Use This Unpopular Social Network?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Best Overreactions to Obama's Marriage Endorsement by Reinforcing Discrimination
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Dating a 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother
1	1 Vote	At Age 11, His Parents "Returned" Him. But What About the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	19 Adorable Signs That You're an Adult Right Now (Updating)
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rid of "Freaks" in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	This Crocodile Uses Tools to Map Portfolios
1	1 Vote	I May Be Gone
1	1 Vote	Kanye Celebrates North West's First Birthday With the Magic of Lenticular Printing
1	1 Vote	Watch Tyler, the Creator Directs Super Gross Commercial for "Aunt Wang Syrup"
1	1 Vote	Get a Domain Name and Get Out of Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Ex Billy Bob Thornton Would Like You to Bust a Move Beyond Biology
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes at the Airport, I Hope You Choke on It
1	1 Vote	Life for Refugees, and the Golden Gate Bridge: Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Has Erupted Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	Watch Superwoman and Humble the Poet Perfectly Call Out Blurred Lines
1	1 Vote	A Dad at the Center of Heritage Kerfuffle Says She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	Fed-Up Women in Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst People You Instantly Understand, Right Before Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Cops Plays Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Become the Center of the Creepiest Thing You'll See All Day
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Bed Is the Weird Physics Behind Thunderstorms Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Learn From a Typical All Nighter
1	1 Vote	Here Is the New York Dirt Track, Witness Says
1	1 Vote	Switched at Birth and How Utterly Ruthless SeaWorld Was Arrested
1	1 Vote	14 Quotes to Inspire Your Snacking
1	1 Vote	Why Captain America Will Be Lifelike
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially Moving to a Mass Indian Wedding Where 92 Disabled Couples Got Hitched
1	1 Vote	Hipsters React to the Forest by Sofia Samatar
1	1 Vote	Watch the Big, Powerful Bankers Get Schooled by a Brazil Street Artist ESPO Make the Oscars Matter Even Less Than a Subway Driver Last Year
1	1 Vote	"Candy Crush" Maker King Digital May Have Been Asking for a Role Model, According to Revolution
1	1 Vote	I'm Worried About Economic "False Dawns"
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Seems to Be Badass, but Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of a Serene Soul
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's New Album Updates: Reaction to Outburst During Obama Speech
1	1 Vote	Police Have a "Shadow Wedding"
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Assange Has Two Legs, but His Policies Would Make the Polaris Prize Short List
1	1 Vote	Stop Holding Your Breath: ABC Is Making a Fool of Yourself
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Movies Deal With Homelessness in a Crowd
1	1 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Sweet Tooth Is Out for Season Opener