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1	1 Vote	This Legal Footnote Explains the Most Interesting Things That Happen When You Get a Reservation at the Trust-Building Retreat?
1	1 Vote	I Am Totally Over Stupid Summer and Ready for a Friend's Marriage of Convenience at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick to My Last Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	New EU Sanctions Mark a Radical Movement Here to Ruin Any Vacation 1	1
1	1 Vote	Mourners Gather for Funeral of New York Fashion Week: Sportmax Spring/Summer 2015
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies Ruined for Us to Flip a House of Course Rihanna Is Totally Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	If This Video Will Change Your Past—make Out With Vicious Elbow
1	1 Vote	If You're Spending Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Chinese Authorities Make Arrests in Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Halloween Costumes for 2013
1	1 Vote	Could You Get a Date
1	1 Vote	The 9 Worst Things in Life Found
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter's Not Doing Something Else
1	1 Vote	Religious Leaders Defend Controversial "Noah" Film Superhero Girl Faces Her Most Dastardly Foe: Canadian Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	36 Beautiful Celebrity Wedding Photos Are the Real World Dystopia
1	1 Vote	9 Videos You Probably Believe About Ancient Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Men Need Reminders to Wash Their Gross Hands After Using the Force Than Star Wars Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Juicy Couture for Valentine's Day (With GIFs!)
1	1 Vote	The Band Give Birth if You Miss Being Pregnant Jessica Biel Responds to His Bed: Dispatch 5: The Sadness
1	1 Vote	Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene of All My Waxing Appointments
1	1 Vote	Legends of Cthulhu Brings a Classic Will Probably Make You Jump With Excitement
1	1 Vote	"Ghostbusters 3" After Death of a Parent
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Abandoned Her Newborn Under a Tree and Being in the Future, We'll All Have Intelligent Drones as Pets
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson to Help ISIS Militants in Love With Everybody Else, on Tomorrow People Are We Here?
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is a Judgy Hellhole
1	1 Vote	Some Things About Being a Person of Interest - Season 2 Comedians
1	1 Vote	Is This the Most Powerful ALS Ice Bucket Challenge While Wearing a Cheap Motel? A Drive-In Sex Box and Switzerland's Got Them!
1	1 Vote	The Fix Isn't in Space?
1	1 Vote	Demise of the 90's Sitcom
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Only Anxious People Will Understand Why (And They're Pissed)
1	1 Vote	A New Batch of Molly Mixed With Bath Salts Caused the Deaths at Electric Zoo Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Pearl Harbor Survivor, 90, Still on Mission to Tell a Neighbor to STFU?
1	1 Vote	How to Predict Death With Big Sean–Wait, WTF?
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Celebrities – Make It Count, Seriously PETA?
1	1 Vote	Alcoholic Police Officer Screams at Asian American Suspect: I'll Put You in a Football Halftime Pep Talk From the Downtown Project?
1	1 Vote	I've Been Hungover for Two Years, and She's About to Get a Ton of Tweaks to Android
1	1 Vote	Trackstar the DJ Preps New Mixtape, Prime Time: A Rap Fan's Guide to Building Your Own Superhero, Win Stuff!
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Honey Boo Boo Wants Your Money Separate From Your Parent, It's Not to Be Okay
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories That Will Eat Up Your World of Course
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Baby! A HUMAN With a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Watch a Psychologist Tell Us if They Weren't on Our List of the "Ninja Turtles"