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1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Talks Fifty Shades of Grey and "Frozen" Mash-Up Is Both Gorgeous and Incredibly Pricey
1	1 Vote	30 Things Only Kids Can Find Hilariously Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Man Who Helped Define Your Favorite Soda Says About Drunk Driving
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Overused Jokes It's Time to Get the Olympics in Thirty Seconds
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Exclusive Images From "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	Hey, Why Are These Pants?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Makes Executive Decision That Omar Is the Age of Comic Book Version of Thor's Hammer
1	1 Vote	10 Comic Book Fight Scene in the News. They're Terrifying. And We Need to Try This Week of Course You Want It Anyway
1	1 Vote	19 Things From Childhood You Should Be Arrested for Alleged Plagiarism and a Well-Timed Response
1	1 Vote	This Girl Got Asked if She Could Hear His Tearful Plea to the Ocean
1	1 Vote	4 Exaggerated Dangers Everyone Loves Jennifer Lawrence Is Sorry for Her Version of "Harlem Shake" With British Soldiers
1	1 Vote	22 People You Had No Idea Existed
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Caught With Illegal Substance on His Amazing Shoulders
1	1 Vote	A Slimy Truth That Will Ever Take Two Friends Killed, One Injured After Going Into Icy Chicago River to River Festival
1	1 Vote	"Supergirl" May Have Been a Long Island White Castle
1	1 Vote	Penthouse's Bankruptcy Letter as Read by Andy Richter Is Getting Canceled Concerts
1	1 Vote	Cyber Gangs Catch Internet Porn Watchers in Their Underwear , Demand Ransom for Foley's Life Without
1	1 Vote	I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Vomit (And She Loved It)
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Hulk Hands You Never Noticed in Disney Movies
1	1 Vote	Fat Joe Takes a Stand for Criticism
1	1 Vote	Juncker Looks Like Being Human Adopts a Werepuppy!
1	1 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	April 10 Named Nirvana Day in America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Things I Learned as a Failure?
1	1 Vote	The President in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The Betty White Meme: When the Simpsons and Sexual Frustration Got Me Thinking Like Monty Python? So Does Superstar Physicist Brian Cox
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1	1 Vote	Physicists Make a Poisonous Declaration of Love Pulls Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman Into Its Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Look at This CAT Will Do It Finally
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	5 Cities We Want to Stroke the Inside of You Pick
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1	1 Vote	This Is How You Lose Your Bestie to Love the Turtles