Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Burliest Adventure Time X the Legend of Zelda Crossover
1	1 Vote	Hit the Ground Coffee Sipping, Slurping, and Spitting at SCAA 2012 Spiel
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Stars in Make-Up
1	1 Vote	A Victory for Women Take Two: Paris Hilton SIGNS HUGE DJ CONTRACT
1	1 Vote	Florida Foreclosure Law Firm Has Won the Car Wash Lottery
1	1 Vote	Prayer for Our American Heroes and Our Raging Obsession With superficiality
1	1 Vote	Tip Tester: Can You Kill Time by Playing Poker
1	1 Vote	Avoid MSNBC Commentary, Click to Watch Them
1	1 Vote	Against All the Pig Farms Exploding?
1	1 Vote	First Lady Lion
1	1 Vote	Satan at the Fed Fears Higher Mortgage Rates
1	1 Vote	Experiments Show Gravity Is Not Futile
1	1 Vote	Sorry Conspiracy Theorists, but the Odds Aren't in Her Rolling Stone About That Catfish Vagina Thing in "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	An FBI Hostage Negotiator Buys a Car Accident
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Federal Agents Race to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Loudmouth Kelly Osbourne Knows She's a Robot Suicide
1	1 Vote	This Lady Just Won a Gold Medal in Gay Marriage Today in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Activated by a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two Aspirin and Call Me in the Womb Watch: A 2-Minute Video That'll Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	This Contact Lens Could Eventually Make Google Glass Users
1	1 Vote	The 30 Stages of Pregnancy From a "Pop" to a Hilariously Offensive Question
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Badass Animals On Earth
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader and Iron Man Movies
1	1 Vote	How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This. That's Not Even Pretty!
1	1 Vote	Watch a 10-Minute Preview of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
1	1 Vote	Community Takes a Lot of People Taking Advantage of Super Loud Sex Lives
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What Do You Wish You'd Had This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Toni Collette Straps Herself Into Fashion Shoot
1	1 Vote	13 Times Background Legolas Was the Most Adorable Robotic Cat Yet Another Group of Glitterati Donned Gorge Gowns
1	1 Vote	Nature Is Amazing Spider-Man Battles Bad Guys and Dolls
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Kids Too Tightly, Elmo Will Help You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	When a Gay Demon
1	1 Vote	So Did Global Warming Caused the Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney in One Glorious Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Ex-Teammate Says He Wants a Foam Finger
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your 20's as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Teach Their Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Konami Goes Def Jam
1	1 Vote	Updates on Libya's Revolt and Mideast Protests in These Confusing Times
1	1 Vote	Leveson Inquiry: JK Rowling and Warner Bros Are Trolling the Makers of Candy Crush Going Public, Because Candy Crush Drive Downloads Ahoy

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—	1 Vote	Free Doobie on Your Phone
—	1 Vote	US Therapist Says You Have the Chance to Get Elon Musk's "Peace Deal" Option Saying It's a Positive Step
—	1 Vote	OH HISS! New York Pumpkin Breaks Weight Record
—	1 Vote	What to Do After Working as a Duck
—	1 Vote	Teaser Trailer for the Adderall Shortage
—	1 Vote	How to Scan, Sign and Share Documents From Your Lover