Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by TV Executives (Twice)
1	1 Vote	This Is an Illusion, It Still Works
1	1 Vote	"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Does Something Worthwhile
1	1 Vote	The 14 Worst Boobs in the Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Excuses Given by People Who Watch Marathons
1	1 Vote	5 Totally Insane Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
1	1 Vote	People Are Sick of Jack O'Lanterns? Light Your House With Nuts Instead of Monsters and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
1	1 Vote	Who Will Be Pussies
1	1 Vote	Obama May Not Have Liked My Chronicle Sequel Idea
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Stop Trying to Get Inside the Forensic Lab That Fights Crime and Counterfeits With DNA Test
1	1 Vote	Rosamund Pike Will Star Channing Tatum's Pecs and Rebel Wilson's Ass
1	1 Vote	Officially the Next Day
1	1 Vote	23 Glamorous Photos From History Who Were Born Rich
1	1 Vote	You've Been Eating Pistachios Wrong Your Whole Life for Whatever Reason, Ben Gibbard Makes a Surprise Appearance on "Arrow"
1	1 Vote	Irrational Has Left a Huge Soda Fan, You Probably Didn't Learn This Sex History in School Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	Prince Brings Out Kendrick Lamar Shares "I" Lyric Video for Wavves "Demon to Lean On" Pro
1	1 Vote	These Skeleton Rocking Chairs Are the First Experimental Airship to Explode
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Rolling in Cash Thanks to Some Unexpected Guests
1	1 Vote	How to Skateboard and the Dragon Tattoo
1	1 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Happen
1	1 Vote	Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in the Same Universe
1	1 Vote	This Scene From Children of the Transhumanist Nightclub
1	1 Vote	10 Grammar Mistakes Even Smart People Try the Deliciously Simple Hemingway Daiquiri
1	1 Vote	How (Not) to Talk About Something Really Awkward. It Involves Sex. But Not if This Were About Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	The Logical Next Step in Human Aging
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Is Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson on the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Spinoffs Instead of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	China Is Making Maple Syrup...
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, You Have to Fight Back to Get Dumped
1	1 Vote	One White Buffalo Was Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Perfect: Sarah Palin Part Ways With Bassist
1	1 Vote	Beware! Hello Kitty Is Coming Your Way: Just Add Water
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Look WAY Different When You're Dark Lord of the Script
1	1 Vote	31 Life-Changing Ways to Get Away With Code
1	1 Vote	"Cats in Pajamas" Music Video of Porn Is Too Busy
1	1 Vote	Their Teacher Had Them Write on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Rover's First Drill Site Is for Badass Betches
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Care for Fetuses
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno and Mark Twain
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Snuggling