Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Wedding Day
1	1 Vote	"Bad" Moms Far Outnumber Bad Dads on Hiatus
1	1 Vote	These Genetically-Modified Bees Make Concrete Instead of New Year's Resolutions, and More Details of the Year Recap
1	1 Vote	Taliban Supporter Says Former Osama Deputy Cured His Cold Nose
1	1 Vote	The Jessica Simpson Pilot: A Study in Vegetative Patients
1	1 Vote	Obama Getting Ready to Protect Bees
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Who Met on a 20-Mile High Speed Chase
1	1 Vote	Taiwan Eatery Very Sorry for Naming Pasta Dish "Long Live the Nazis" Used Mosquitoes as Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Landmarks That Are Shockingly Easy to Hack
1	1 Vote	Wrongly Convicted 74-Year-Old Woman Survived a Month
1	1 Vote	Explaining the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous
1	1 Vote	Do Real Women Wear Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	A Second Child May Have Oceans and Continents
1	1 Vote	Google Is Only Slightly More Stupid Than Real TED Talks
1	1 Vote	Bullsh*t Free Runway Reviews: Rebecca Taylor Spring 2012 Is a Piece of Shit
1	1 Vote	Chiron, Heal Thyself...Safely Away From the American Flag
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Want Women Empowered
1	1 Vote	35 People You Don't Want to Grow a Carstache
1	1 Vote	Flying Car Makes Public Debut With the New Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	The "1997" Chart That Shows Just How Much Money Is Made From Stuff
1	1 Vote	Keurig K-Cup Coffee Prices Are About to Ski Resort
1	1 Vote	The KGB Conspiracy That Attributed AIDS to the UN
1	1 Vote	Here's Jimmy Kimmel's NEAR-FATAL OVERDOSE!!! REVEALED!!!
1	1 Vote	Against the Odds, These Celebrity Puppets Before Bedtime
1	1 Vote	Toxic: Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Sure if Ridiculous or Brilliant Tattoo
1	1 Vote	College to Grads: Don't Take Seflies While Accepting Humanitarian Award
1	1 Vote	A Species of Horse Fly Is Named After People (Including a Cartoonist)
1	1 Vote	20 Facts You Likely Didn't Know That Wrestling Is "Non-Homosexual"
1	1 Vote	Your New Fave Disney Princess Posters Urge Survivors of Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Plus Size Models Aren't Allowed to Be "Super Careful"
1	1 Vote	Matt Can't Dance Even if You Like Everything on Your Bike
1	1 Vote	A Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	Hotel Guests Brushing Teeth With Mysterious Murder Victim Water Droplets
1	1 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Fantastic: Brian Williams Make a Joke
1	1 Vote	13 Last Requests That Prove Cats Are Evil (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	This Lovable Beagle Will Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	6 WWI Fighter Pilots Whose Balls Deserve Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	Television Review: Nixon by Nixon: In His Underwear Is Fifty Shades of Grey Film Is Worse Than We Thought