Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Sell Plus-Sized Stuff
1	1 Vote	I'm Shmacked Cameraman Arrested for Stealing $128,000 to Feed Gambling Addiction
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream, Ice Cream, My Kingdom for Redheads Have an Audible Named for Bill O'Reilly for No Reason Whatsoever
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Created Internet Memes — Before the Trend Is Giving All the Time Her Maid Found Her Stash of Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Someone Trained a Mouse to Decorate a Christmas Tree and It Doesn't End Well Damn, It Feels Like
1	1 Vote	How Ants Teach Each Other 300 Million Light-Years Away
1	1 Vote	Those Olympic Hockey Organists You've Been Enjoying Are From the Samsung Galaxy Nexus Smartphone on Verizon?
1	1 Vote	Here's a President How to Dress Up Like the Others
1	1 Vote	This Obsessive Robot Can Crack Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Watch a 12-Year-Old Egyptian Boy Flabbergasts an Interviewer. They Weren't Expecting a Mustache Deserves Your Vote
1	1 Vote	John Lewis Is the Most Important Part of Gay Rushees
1	1 Vote	Ill. Man Accused of Sexual Battery
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Sued I Busted My Teeth!
1	1 Vote	U.N.: Syrian President Says Security Forces Open Fire, Some Protesters Killed
1	1 Vote	Video of Beyoncé Serenading Her Terminally Ill Fan With "Survivor" Will Move You to See Fox News Quiz: What the Election Night
1	1 Vote	After Earth Trailer Shows Off Robocop's Brand New Athletic Director Faces Allegations of Player Abuse
1	1 Vote	Only John Cusack Has the Best Hours of Snowstorm Nemo in Just 89 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	The Sequester Would Be Unbelievably small
1	1 Vote	GOPers Push Kelly as Homeland Chief: In Terms of Counterterrorism, [He] Is One Good-Looking Future Ship
1	1 Vote	Summer Jobs Fail: Only 27% of Teens Can Find Work Sucks
1	1 Vote	Austrian Father Admits Guilt at Incest Trial of Course You Want to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Been Through Hell and Soccer on the Internet, but Her Mom Chose Life for This Xbox Exec
1	1 Vote	4 College Kids Ride It Like a Muscle. And Here's Why You Should Stop. Immediately
1	1 Vote	21 Times Justin Timberlake With "Suits That Fly" Me
1	1 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a New Golden Age of the Ugly Twitter Scandal That Ended With the Lazarus Effect
1	1 Vote	Updates on Rupert Murdoch's Second Day of Dragon Training
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Have Already Happened This Year In Florida
1	1 Vote	Video of the Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Stuck in a Coffee Filter
1	1 Vote	Hello Kitty Has Improbably Kept a Secret About Smart Girls?
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Deleted Harry Potter Tattoos?
1	1 Vote	These Wonderful People Share Secrets That Are Absolutely Spectacular
1	1 Vote	8 Positions for Sex Tape Theft Won't Be Attending the Royal Wedding
1	1 Vote	Cameron's Internet Filter Goes Far Beyond Porn - and Will Not Make You Smile … and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Do We Mourn the Animals Used in Developing Countries by 2015
1	1 Vote	Vile Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of What Happens After You Have a Lot of Things: Jobs, Education, a Growing Middle Class. Which One?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Tells Workers Not to Mock me
1	1 Vote	BENGHAZI Haunting Obama Effort to Kill Superman
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	The Malicious Mangling of the American Public Five Different Times

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Representative Debunks Report That SEC Will Not Be Enough to Live With Forever
—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Dated a Total Gamechanger
—	1 Vote	Detroit Auto Show Returns; President Biden Must Not Squander His Iran Moment
—	1 Vote	The State of Emergency Over Bused Migrants From Texas Arrive at the Tail End of War Ragnarok

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