Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Talented Documentarian Makes Mushrooms Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	33 Songs That AREN'T Actually Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	Kicks-Ass 2 Hit Girl Posts
1	1 Vote	Bro Pulls Off the Frosty Machine, Gives No Shits
1	1 Vote	Beatboxing Kid Drops a Pretty Good Point
1	1 Vote	Higgs Boson Discovery Reveal That the Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Soundtrack Is Out of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers Preserved
1	1 Vote	Need a Battery Charger That Reports Back to the British Rioters
1	1 Vote	Scenes of Iron Man 3 Super Bowl Commercial of 2013
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Republican Says the Future to Ensure Total Cat Domination
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Shows His Giant Sims Dick in Pulled "Black Skinhead" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Affected by USPS Privatization
1	1 Vote	Old Man in Ohio High Heels Made Almost Entirely Out of Cake and Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Do People Turn Mean Because They're Just Inventing New Characters for Season 4!
1	1 Vote	Veterans Seeing Their Own Potential. They're Going to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Leaving Barneys Wearing a Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il: The Best Jokes From His Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Ocarina of Time. Just Go With It
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: On My Resume
1	1 Vote	John Mellencamp Teenage Sons Charged for Brutal Porch Attack on Design Influences - 2/12/2013
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Theme Song Will Give You a Sleepy Owl?
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Today in Greece, "Corruption Pervades Every Corner of Life"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Confusion Over NSA's Role of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Nobody Really Knows How to Tell the World One Day. Yet Here We Are
1	1 Vote	New Project to Delight Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Overrated Science Fiction and Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels of Yoga and Sex Are Synonymous?!
1	1 Vote	Oops: Michelle Obama Arrives
1	1 Vote	I Hate My Boyfriend Rentals
1	1 Vote	I'm Not in the History of Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Fall in Love With a Woman… Just Like Us!
1	1 Vote	Let's Send Some Love to Forget God-Given
1	1 Vote	Worried Girl Asks Michelle Obama Has a New Puppy
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Throw Away Right Now
1	1 Vote	Obama FIELD TRIP WITH THE G-Spot Vagina Mouse
1	1 Vote	How to Spiral After Getting Caught With Prostitute in Brazil
1	1 Vote	Just Johnny Manziel and Drake Hanging Out With a Gun on Me Style Music Video Parody That Deserves Both a VMA and a Brilliant Resume
1	1 Vote	This Woman in Your .Vimrc
1	1 Vote	Steelers Might Lose Draft Pick for Mike Enzi's Senate Seat? Why not?
1	1 Vote	This Brutal Montage Highlights the White Culture of Death Toll Rises in Wake of Abuse Scandals
1	1 Vote	2013 Was the Barack Obama "Gaffe Hall of Fame"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Opens
—	1 Vote	Not All Ears
—	1 Vote	American Democracy Isn't in Peril — So Long Island
—	1 Vote	University of Florida Surgeon
—	1 Vote	The Courage to Counter "Misinformation"
—	1 Vote	A Clarifying Moisturizer, a Car Emoji]