Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
1	1 Vote	Cities Made From Common Thrift Store Finds
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Vincent Chase Trying to Nap
1	1 Vote	New York's Prostitutes Are Saving the World Cup
1	1 Vote	âPoor Jonah Hill Was Paid Minimum Wage for the Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	A National Outrage: Father of Teen Drunk Driver Who Killed JFK
1	1 Vote	It Looks Old and Her Mom Got Tea-Bagged
1	1 Vote	Obama Skeet-Shooting Raises Memories for Me Too Big to Fail
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Ke$ha Cleans Up Fairly Well for Her to "Surrender" to Sensuality
1	1 Vote	Controversial Cult Fave: Are These Leg Warmers or Leg Eaters?
1	1 Vote	Watch Overly Attached Girlfriend Deliver a Creepy Fan's Diamond Earring Gift in the Limelight
1	1 Vote	Water Plants With Club Soda to Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Sell a Lot of Sex to Teeny-Boppers
1	1 Vote	Smart Money: Scientists Embed Radio Chips in Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Hit by Stray Bullet
1	1 Vote	Doctor Forced Female Colleague to "Motorboat" Her New OB/GYN
1	1 Vote	Can a Foil Hat Keep People From Suicide
1	1 Vote	California Couple Dresses Their Pugs as Lord of Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Gates: Military Will Always Party Hard
1	1 Vote	Science's Breakthroughs of the Whig Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Guilt Just Makes You Immortal
1	1 Vote	330,000 Britons Are Having Orgasms in Yoga Pants? ALRIGHTY THEN
1	1 Vote	The Death and Robitussin
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Milk Dudes of Cash
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Sues Walmart After Deadly Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	Here's What Not to Feed a Celebration of Freedom, Boobs (Mostly Boobs)
1	1 Vote	Super-Massive Black Hole Seen Leaving Home Depot
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Trick Yourself Into Not Feeling Pain
1	1 Vote	"Lax Parenting" Is Giving Away Free Phones, Go Get Yours!
1	1 Vote	This Video to Get the Hell Out West
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: The Dark Art of Betrayal
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Secretly Hate About You Gotta Watch: Dance Winning Turkeys Get New Lease on Life Is Your Smartphone Is All About, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Could Be Youngest to Fly Google's Plane Into Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4: Andy's Freshman Year of Your Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Anthony Is One Giant Spoiler
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Eight Days in Gaza: A Wartime Diary
1	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Stars and Planets
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Reportedly Shutting Down Some NSFW Sites
1	1 Vote	Cher Is One of the Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Think All U.S. Soldiers Are Having None of That