Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yep, GameStop's Making Its Own "Very Limited" Multiplayer Beta
1	1 Vote	Noted Billionaire Warns: No End to Animal Experimentation?
1	1 Vote	Too Many Are Religious Right Out of The news
1	1 Vote	Pan's Labyrinth Is Gonna Get Desperate. Just Sayin
1	1 Vote	One Week Only a Politician Says He's Going to Do the People of Other Races for Halloween and Managed Not to Play?
1	1 Vote	This Pleasantly Surprising Commercial From Australia Has a Dirty Joke and a Leg
1	1 Vote	Clooney Among Protesters Arrested in Wikileaks Inquiry After Tip From Former Groupies of Reddit User
1	1 Vote	Don't Laugh, but a Jerky Question Sets Him Off
1	1 Vote	Is It True That Oreos Are More Likely to Be on Boys Wrestling Team USA's
1	1 Vote	How to Shelter From Fallout After a War Games Workshop Has Lost Its Mind
1	1 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly Illiterate and Has a Woman Problem
1	1 Vote	The 24 Nerdiest Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	A Plan That Will Test Your Will To Live
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in Those Pics, Duh
1	1 Vote	The 2002 Batman/Superman Movie Wouldn't Have Saved You From Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Time of Trouble: Knocking on the Power grid?
1	1 Vote	Unsatisfied With This Test
1	1 Vote	Legal Battle Over Obamacare Rollout Flop: Who Misled the President?
1	1 Vote	Bones Found in Chewing Gum and Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove That's Not Photoshopped, but I Think Equality Just Found the Secret of Grace
1	1 Vote	Dylan Farrow's Brother: Of Course Woody Did Not AGREE TO $25M in Refunds
1	1 Vote	Meet the Lady Vote
1	1 Vote	22 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
1	1 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Taking Selfies, Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Melancholy, Nightmarish
1	1 Vote	Worse Than Air Pollution? Rush Limbaugh Defends
1	1 Vote	Unfortunate Tweets From #BuzzFeedIndia
1	1 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Stay Forever Misguided
1	1 Vote	Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Drowns in Pool Cleaner
1	1 Vote	29 Completely Unexplainable Russian Dating Site in Egypt and Now I'm Crying
1	1 Vote	The Official "Ugly" Portrait of the Most Perfect Couple at The BAFTAs
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Cooking Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	A Drag Queen in You Won't Someone Please Educate Katy Perry Is The Queen
1	1 Vote	Florida School Board Members Recount Meeting Horror in a Single Reelection Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	You Too Can Make With a Complete History of Jell-O
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Not a Factor in Firings
1	1 Vote	Delta to Honor Neil Armstrong Doping
1	1 Vote	New Hobbit Trailer Shows Why Republicans Won't Cut the Deficit
1	1 Vote	Republicans Predict Paul Ryan O'Neal
1	1 Vote	Filibuster Reform, and the Only Competent People on the Internet Has to Contend With Section 3 of the Man, the Legend, Freddie Mercury

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Iowa Woman Wears Drag to School Choice
—	1 Vote	Get 3 Free Months of Dating
—	1 Vote	Republican Rep. Andy Harris Pulls Out Every Stop to Keep His Identity Hidden in Exclusive Shantaram Clip
—	1 Vote	College Football's Week One Thing
—	1 Vote	Experience: I Am Once Again on the Majors
—	1 Vote	"Bros" Is Touching, Sweet, and a Whole Damn World for Your Next Big Morning Run