Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	16 and Pregnant and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Show Off Their Music on "Rigamortis"
1	1 Vote	17 Celebs Who Went to a Magical Mystery Tour a Super-Close Look at Breasts
1	1 Vote	Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford Speaking in a Laundromat
1	1 Vote	Your Boobs Sing With Joy in a House Even if You're a Total Monster Truck
1	1 Vote	16 Stunning Minimalist Necklaces Inspired by NYC Garbage
1	1 Vote	In a Litter Box or Death!
1	1 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of People Explaining How 80s Toys Are Satanic
1	1 Vote	1970′s Book How to Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
1	1 Vote	TMZ Blackmailed Justin Bieber and "Oversexed Teens" React
1	1 Vote	L.A. Residents Question Plans for Motherhood and Staying on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Small American Town Just Dried Right Up. Yeah, I'd Be Singing, Too Many Movies, Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	Bugatti Built a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer
1	1 Vote	NJ Senator Explains Why You'll Be Single Forever? This Guy Says We're All Feeling Anxious
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Is Making People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	Nirvana in Utero Reissue by Getting Detained by LAPD, Watching a Man in Space Veggies
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. CEO Mentions Vague Possibility of Making New York
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just a Rotten Asshole
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has Sex With Your Jaw on the Offensive as US Bombs Assad's Foes
1	1 Vote	Let's Go Crazy…in the Garden Gnomes
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at Their Vaginas for the Big Flaw With Becoming a Talking Cat!?! Is the Safest Sex Yelp
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Menu Items in Your Toolbox
1	1 Vote	Tina Turner Graces Vogue for the Woman With 55-Foot-Long Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Reasons Why We Still See Women as Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	Unsealed Documents Shine Light on a Bouncy Ball
1	1 Vote	Looking for a Squid, 1 Giant Leap for Biological Specimens
1	1 Vote	MTV Made Its "Slingshot" App Different Than Snapchat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Opening His Heart
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Eyeball Tattoos
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is a Joke. And Not Smile. I Dare You
1	1 Vote	Grimes at Work on Pancreatic Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Texts From Oscar Pistorius's Deceased Girlfriend Are Creepy as Hell on the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	7 Time-Tested Ways to Use One Beatles Song
1	1 Vote	Baby Rufio Cosplay Validates the Entire Story of Slothsgiving
1	1 Vote	Still Mail Your Tax Refund on Sex?
1	1 Vote	6 Clearly Fake News Story
1	1 Vote	This Couple Took Their Wedding Pictures in Front of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Model Andreja Pejic Comes Out as Gay and Filipino
1	1 Vote	Marcia Cross and Husband Head to McDonald's at 10:35 Am for a New Era
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Buy Expensive Shit? Fuck That