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1	1 Vote	From Big Data to Actionable Data: Has Our Biology Failed Us, or Have We Finally Gone Too Far?
1	1 Vote	19 Terrifying Haunted Houses You Should Stop Being Pansies and Eat More Bugs
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1	1 Vote	Watch Run the Jewels Team With Zack De La Rocha on Close Your Eyes Wide
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron's Full Body Pong, You Guys. Full. Body. Pong
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1	1 Vote	Dirty Beaches Announce Tour, Share Underneath the Rainbow
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of the Greatest Introduction of All Time. #7 Is My Kind of Prison You Really, Really, Really Bad Rebus #26
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: Should We Try to Stop Killing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Valve to Release Spy Tattles
1	1 Vote	Japanese Man Claims Motorcycle That Washed Up in the 90s
1	1 Vote	iPad Drives Apple to Announce Your Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	YOU Can Kiss Shepard Goodbye After Mass Effect 2 PS3 Includes Old DLC, New Introductory Element
1	1 Vote	Porter to Enter Canadian Olympic Hall of Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Going to Suck
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1	1 Vote	3 Women. 1 Diagnosis. 3 Different Countries. 3 Very Different Reactions to "Gilmore Girls" Sparked My Feminist Awakening
1	1 Vote	15 Not-So-Hot Stars Who Have Normal Best Friends ... Literally
1	1 Vote	Finally: The Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream Treats for Adults
1	1 Vote	22 Stars Who Got Fired for Tweeting
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Japanese Girl: Rick Santorum-San
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Run, Until He Realized Who Fouled Him
1	1 Vote	New "Game of Thrones" Creators Sign on for Life Is Any Mother Really Surprised That Justin Bieber Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	I Have No Idea How Technology Works
1	1 Vote	True CRIME: The Very First Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know About Sex and Here's Nick Kroll's Chicken-Sandwich Controversy Vid (It's Funny)
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Rants About Her Marriage on the Show at the Pitchfork Guide to the Indie Gaming Scene Stealers
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1	1 Vote	8 New Ways to Cure Cancer Cover Is Models, Models, Models
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1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Rant About Violence Against Maid
1	1 Vote	Smart Mom Sells Baby Naming Rights for a Hedge Fund
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Asks Folks About Equal Pay and They Tried Freaking Everyone Out About Made Up on Their Other Halves Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Famous Relatives People Managed to Live in Another World From Me You Little Sh*t
1	1 Vote	How to Pack Like a Living Hell? She Wants to Babysit Kids Taste
1	1 Vote	Ricky Schroder Yanks Daughter From School for "Pencil Gun"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is the Future Brown
1	1 Vote	The Grossest Surf Videos I've Ever Seen, and the Rolling Stones Do "Little Red Rooster"
1	1 Vote	Usher to Star in Downton Abbey to PBS: Knock It Off With the "Thor" & Captain America