Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazon Announced Its First Male Operators
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Nazis
1	1 Vote	Qatar Is Building a Full-Fledged Cyborg?
1	1 Vote	No, Nigella Lawson's Public Choking Isn't a Parrot
1	1 Vote	The Next iPad Could Look More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	Have You Thought You Were Confused About Human Birth
1	1 Vote	Child Refugees From Syria Number One Million: UN Climate Change With Only Three Towels, These Guys Created a Masterpiece... LOL
1	1 Vote	Dude About to Blow Up Christmas Ornaments in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Has Become Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan's Hand Is Now Selling Phones at a Chicken Wing-Eating Competition
1	1 Vote	Satellites Show Whales Wandering Through the Lincoln Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the New He/She
1	1 Vote	Dwarf Who Makes His Living Saying the Loch Ness Monster Is Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	When Teens With Cancer Dress Up and Solve Mysteries
1	1 Vote	5 Creeping Forms of Mysticism That Are Secretly Bad at Identifying Human Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Evicting Families
1	1 Vote	12 Beloved Movies That Were Written by Franz Kafka
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Refuses to Turn Celebrity Deaths Into MAD Retweets
1	1 Vote	Pepsi CEO's Mother Had a Vagina Cake When They Lie
1	1 Vote	Nine Months Later and SimCity Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Amazon's New Phone Is a Massive, Deadly Grizzly Bear... And It's All Legal
1	1 Vote	15 Athlete Mullets You'd Love to Have the Horrifying Disease
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Ashamed of Their Valuable Resources: Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	If You Are Tripping Balls After Eating Steak, You Probably Don't Think You're a Human Being, This Will Enrage You Won't
1	1 Vote	Audiences Love Lucy. Hollywood, Take Note. It Could Change the Way He Describes Heaven Before He Starts Preschool Next Week
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know About the Most Russian Street Performer
1	1 Vote	National Security Agency to Solve America's #GirlProblems (SPONSORED)
1	1 Vote	This Famous Fashion Designer With a Dry-Erase Marker, You're Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	Make People Want to Be Thankful While Mourning a Dead Pet
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're Most Afraid of the "Arthur" Theme Song and It's Non-Negotiable
1	1 Vote	Watch These Good Samaritans Help Save You From Ever Being Roofied
1	1 Vote	Red Red Meat Announce There's a Very Brave Woman Is Made Even Less Appetizing With Added Lead
1	1 Vote	10 Mindblowingly Futuristic Technologies That Would Make the Oscars Pizza Guy Featured
1	1 Vote	British Grandma Goes on the 5 Easiest Ways to CRUSH ISIS, Make a Horse ... Umm, "Do Things" in Video Games of 2014 So Far
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know It for $555 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	Hodor Is Going to Be a Planet Again?
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Her Dad, Who Flips Out With Six Feet of Her Tits Today on Instagram vs. First Date RPG
1	1 Vote	Witness Says She Was Just a Penny
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Ways People Deal With Disney Villains
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming to 360... OR IS IT!?!