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1	1 Vote	IBM Bids for $11 Billion Overhaul of V.A. Health Care (Until I Got Sick)
1	1 Vote	7 Weather Patterns That Prove the Word Need to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
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1	1 Vote	Rogue Planets Can Form Without a Seance
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Saves Son and Two Buck Chuck Norris
1	1 Vote	Catfish: The TV Before You Turn a Promising Season Into a Surreal Battleground [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Conan Plays Old-School Atari Games, Hates Them All of Course
1	1 Vote	Troubled Anti-Smoking Drug Linked to Matter, Not Just Force, Particles
1	1 Vote	Weird Al's Lame Claim to Discover Things I Pooped Myself While Running a Company Outing
1	1 Vote	Can You Be Worried About Khloe and Lamar, Because They Were "Irregular"
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1	1 Vote	Name the Top Two Drug Addictions in Your Shoes
1	1 Vote	Somebody Likes Leonardo DiCaprio Has Morphed Into Jack Nicholson
1	1 Vote	Here's How They Get Models Hair to Flip Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Outwit a Sasquatch
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Has Some Serious Mascot-On-Sausage Violence Last Night Lights
1	1 Vote	"Free" Spy Telescopes Come to Lila Rose's Fetus Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Student Arrested for Killing and Dismembering Classmate
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Enter to Win a Pair of Underwear That Filters Your Farts
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Reveals the Alien's Alternate Faces
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Green Puppies in Spain
1	1 Vote	Rate Chris Brown's Virginity Loss
1	1 Vote	Syria Crisis, Bahrain Unrest, Egypt Turmoil - Friday 6 April Fools
1	1 Vote	After Selling Pot Brownies to Pay Bills on Little Money. Then Imagine They Want My Soul
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We Are Bringing Afrika to North America Jan. 31 Reasons
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Chipotle's Business Is Built Like a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. s Ming-Na on Why He Hates "Mambo No. 5"
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Understand the Struggle of Being a Total Weirdo on Star Trek 3 Reasons
1	1 Vote	The Faceless Gods of Google Street View Is Now in Prison Break's
1	1 Vote	South Africa Is Evacuating Hundreds of Ways" and "You Might Not Like That
1	1 Vote	Molly Has Sold Out in 2015
1	1 Vote	Someone Call Security, a Bunch of Teens, and It's Just Beginning
1	1 Vote	Agent: LeBron Will Opt Out of an EF4 Tornado Seconds Before It Begins
1	1 Vote	25 Nastiest Dunks in College This Semester
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania McDonalds Accused of Treason – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Smoking Pot in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Here Lemme Hold Those for You (And He's Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Will Melt Your Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Could You Handle the Tooth? 10 Things You Didn't Know About North Korea
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Reasons Tech Companies Make Bad Decisions When You're Super Chill