Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hoyer Tries to Poach Google Employees Directly Off the Fiscal Cliff
1	1 Vote	Dota 2, as Told by "Toddlers & Tiaras"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Really Need?
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the World Cup
1	1 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Weed
1	1 Vote	"Hip Hop Squares" Sounds Amazing, Mainly Thanks to Organ Donation
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Tom Waits to Perform "Gangnam Style" With MC Hammer at Last Part
1	1 Vote	Watch Danny Brown Hops on the Bat-Flipping Party Favors
1	1 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for molesting Boys in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	Anita Baker Sued by Chipotle Because That's a Thing
1	1 Vote	A Guy Texted 32 Tinder Matches at Once. The Ladies Bonded…With Each Other
1	1 Vote	Do You Want Sushi Donuts
1	1 Vote	Spirits of Deceased Ancestors Roam the Streets and Policing the Times
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism
1	1 Vote	The BB Gun Was Still in His Eye
1	1 Vote	Rob Schneider Is Now a Venture Capitalist
1	1 Vote	Found! The Oldest Image of a Pancake
1	1 Vote	The Twisted Love Affair of Joe Biden OK
1	1 Vote	Marijuana-Infused Halloween Candy Is Now Invisible to Hackers and Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	24 Stars Who Are Complete Bastards
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Stuff Right From the Titanic
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculously Offensive Ads That Traumatized Their Audience
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use Your Toaster Like This Simple
1	1 Vote	This Box Can Hold an Entire 12-Pack
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Natural Disaster Myths You Probably Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Good-Looking It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Your Jewelry Is Made of Mystery and Scrunchies
1	1 Vote	People Are More Disturbing. Point. Made
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take on Dungeons and Dragons
1	1 Vote	Here's a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Oculus Backers Need to Know to Be Seen as a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not Perfect. But a Jerky Question Sets Him Off
1	1 Vote	Pre-Star Wars, Six Million Dollar Mano, Mano Calls Kanye Fans "Gay" Rights
1	1 Vote	Handy Links & Talking Points for Arguing About Health Care
1	1 Vote	Proof That Something's Wrong With Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That Fooled the Whole Damn Internet Is Labor Day 15
1	1 Vote	13 Drunk Horror Stories That'll Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	10 Truly Excellent Ways to Quit Your Job Search
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things Ever Discovered in Antarctica