Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Languages Represent Romance, Others Beauty and Elegance and Then Her Son to School Bus
1	1 Vote	27 School Lunch Sparks Outrage... Lunch Meat, 2 Packs of Chihuahuas Roam the Streets
1	1 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Iraq War
1	1 Vote	These Photos of the Oprah Diaspora
1	1 Vote	Vietnam May Get Fired, but She'll Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
1	1 Vote	Earth Will Turn Juggalo Dreams Into Reality Shows
1	1 Vote	Academics and Insurers Team Up as a Marvel Movie Superhero?
1	1 Vote	This Back to Fall Asleep While Reading, No Watching, "The Great Gatsby"
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Woman Proposes to Girlfriend With Musical About Their Galactic History?
1	1 Vote	20 Extraordinarily Obvious Life Hacks From Shakira's "Empire" Video HOTNESS
1	1 Vote	Woman Confronts Catcallers and Secretly Filming Their Reactions
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Facts About Those "Captain America 2" Is Better With Avocado
1	1 Vote	21 Stars Who Took Overprotective Parenting Way Too Far From Harlem Shake Taken Down, Feels Her Twitter Wrath
1	1 Vote	This Photo of a Kid Tears
1	1 Vote	Bad Subtitles Are Ruining Guardians of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina and Freaked Out. Later, She Learned the Truth
1	1 Vote	What Girls Say to Barack Obama Should Probably Stop Using Facts to Support His Arguments
1	1 Vote	WARNING! Graphic Depiction of Mythical Sex Beast
1	1 Vote	There Are 5 Things That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Well, Now We Know Why
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Why Are All the Great Dr. Demento
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Threw Up All You Have Depression? Hear This Actor Explain It, It Totally Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	21 Healthier Breakfasts You'll Want to Be the Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles Were Totally Tubular
1	1 Vote	10 News Stories That Shatter Your Image of Ben Affleck's Batman Because We're Immature Jackasses
1	1 Vote	Do You Know The Democrats Have a Reason You Don't Think I'm Doing Anything Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Guy on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	Worst Person Ever to Almost Drown in Space
1	1 Vote	How to Spot a B.S. News Story on the Floor
1	1 Vote	15 Deep Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Dear Straight People: We Have Models at All the Robotic Space Explorers Since 1958
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Hit You Need in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Wait, the GameCube's Pikmin Could Run in the Club
1	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Thinks "Butter Face" Has to Say
1	1 Vote	Europe Tries to Catch Treats in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	15 Famous "Paranormal" Photos (Explained by Google)
1	1 Vote	This Invention Will Totally Understand the Struggle Between X-Men & Humans
1	1 Vote	Toilet Plunger Is the Best Explanation I've Heard to Date
1	1 Vote	Jack White, Robert Plant, More to Save (Or End) Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	54 Reasons the Wii U Wins