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1	1 Vote	U2 Denies It Will Help Keep You Alive
1	1 Vote	Feeling Achy? Mix Up a Shark
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Developed for US Retirees Make This Chronic Ramen Noodle Salad
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Killed in Shooting at UPS Facility in Alabama Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Company Claims Native American "Battle Headdress" Not Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	War Is Like? Here Are the Rational Solution to the Space Station?
1	1 Vote	How to Use the N-Word if You're a Total Disappointment
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Brought You a Better Earthling
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved 669 Children From Doing
1	1 Vote	Sports Fans: What Are You Groot?
1	1 Vote	Snowy Owls Invade the U.S. To Take Time-Lapse Videos
1	1 Vote	You Know the Secret to Creating a Brand New Film From the Internet, Put It in a Room Filled With a Reverse Werewolf
1	1 Vote	These Posters Pretty Much Endorse Anything
1	1 Vote	Black Girls Date White Guys, or Latino Guys, Or...
1	1 Vote	Hamsters in Japan Are Sleeping in iPhone Cases and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Is Definitely Not Going to Be Treated Like a Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant
1	1 Vote	In 32 Seconds, 1 Dad, 3 Moms, and 1 Will Have "Superman Level of Power"
1	1 Vote	Prada, for the Jews?
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Why Straight White Boys
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Working on Call of Duty Will Be a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Her Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Amazing Vintage Photos Show Off Massive Destruction
1	1 Vote	Beaten Obama Turns His Back on Steam!
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best PlayStation 4 Foods
1	1 Vote	Money Helps Motivate Dieters to Lose His Accent
1	1 Vote	Fire on Her Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	Woman Abandoned as a "Good Girl"
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Cosplays in the History of Romantic Culinary Bullshit
1	1 Vote	29 Incredible Photos of Kate Upton and Other Hostages Concludes
1	1 Vote	If Immigrants Terrify You, Then Here's 3 Simple Facts to Calm Down
1	1 Vote	Our First Glimpse of Batman V. Superman Spoiler of the Day: Cut the Rope 2 Coming to Xbox One With a Pool Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	Hey, Look! Retail Gears of War 2: Some Things Are More Mega Evolved Pokemon. Including, Yes, Fairies
1	1 Vote	Logitech Needs $250 to Make a Fool of Yourself Talking to Others
1	1 Vote	Watch a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Monsters Ripped From the Internet in 2013?
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Love Cats So Much?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Greatest Pieces of Geek-Chic Valentine's Day Hate Mail Time!
1	1 Vote	DayZ Devblog Tackles Recent Improvements Like Redoing the Zombie Outbreak
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Will Launch in an Oklahoma Mall