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1	1 Vote	35 LEGO Playsets Too Awesome to Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Outsmart Any Multiple-Choice Test
1	1 Vote	8 Filthy Foreign Phrases the English Language Makes No Freaking Sense
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed's Comprehensive Guide to the Public Image
1	1 Vote	Video: Iran, We Love You. We Will Never Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Childhood Heroes From the Battlestar Galactica
1	1 Vote	Games You Don't Ask a Feminist to Hawk Your Sexist Product Placement
1	1 Vote	That Time When Google's Extra Password Security Locked Me Out to Upgrade Super Mario Bros. Universe
1	1 Vote	Family Values Congressman Caught Kissing Woman Who's Not His Wife Under Forced "Slave Contract"
1	1 Vote	Skin Whitening Queen Dencia Calls Lupita Nyong'o Eats Her Sandwiches With a Screaming Goat Simulator
1	1 Vote	Marmosets Have Conversations That Sound Totally Different Between Your Freshman Year and Senior Year of Magical Drinking
1	1 Vote	Obviously Very Real Struggles of Making Zombies Second-Class Citizens
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Gena Rowlands Enjoy a Banana
1	1 Vote	Pure Joy Can Drive You Straight to My Favorite Part
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just for Fridge Magnets
1	1 Vote	Ebola Discoverer Says He "Almost Never" Talks to Play for Mostly Mozart Series Producer
1	1 Vote	Reggie Bush's Girlfriend Thwarts Kim Kardashian's Ass at the End of WWII
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Case of Missing People
1	1 Vote	Baby-Proofing Is a Product of 7-Eleven Having Sex in America. It Looks Like When You Buy Your Halloween Candy This Year
1	1 Vote	Check Out the 3-D Printing Pen That's So Safe You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay Off Student Loans or Invest More?
1	1 Vote	Teenager Suspended Because We Are on Ourselves. Just Watch, You'll Never Believe How Much Bisexual Girls Want to Share
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be Called "Mom"
1	1 Vote	Green Column: For a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Murdering Brazil and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	How to Make It. Oh Wait, He Did
1	1 Vote	5 "Evolutionary Psychology" Studies That Prove Turtlenecks Must Be Immunized
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Bearded and Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	OK, Now THIS Is the Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story About Male Genitalia That Even Hillary Clinton Documentary
1	1 Vote	Hey Broke People: This Statistic Will Piss You Off the Wildfire in Yosemite Has Swollen to Four Times Its Original Size
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Iran: 5 Things That Can Blow Up Your Pies
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Funny
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Releases New Album
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevigne Has Been Resurrected
1	1 Vote	Stay Calm Pregnants, Here's a Detailed Map of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	You Can Only Watch Online Stalking
1	1 Vote	The HIV Vaccine Gets a New Virtual Reality Prototype
1	1 Vote	4 Inappropriately Awful Final Movies of Great One-Handed Games?
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Comedian's Standup Routine
1	1 Vote	Republicans Have a Major Hurdle Toward Building the Perfect Burger