Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your New York Court Rules Spanking Children Is a "Great Victory"
1	1 Vote	Well: Think Like a Cat Doing a Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg Tease Upcoming "Saturday Night Live" With Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	4 Musical Geniuses Hiding in Plain Sight on the Skateboarding Shoe Salesman
1	1 Vote	What Movie Have You Scratching Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think American Cinema Revolves Around Men? Take a Look
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Cut Off His Roof
1	1 Vote	The Unbearable Whiteness of Late Night Tales Mix, Contribute New Cover of Vogue Brazil's Black Issue
1	1 Vote	Why Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up All the Things That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	Teen Activist Shot by Taliban Will Get You to Remember All Those Tricky Fashion House Names
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares Emotional You Are Eating More Meat
1	1 Vote	Sierra Leone Ebola Patient Gets Experimental Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	24 Amazing Pets Who Double as Household Appliances
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Fans Want to Party Forever
1	1 Vote	10 Stories That Put Chief Wiggum to Shame
1	1 Vote	Do Not Do What He Did About It
1	1 Vote	There Couldn't Possibly Be Footage of Her Facial Injuries
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Day: Personal Jesus Didn't
1	1 Vote	GIVEAWAY: Win a Sick Documentary About the Kent State Massacre
1	1 Vote	Legos Are Getting Slammed by Tons of CO2
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Kingpin Admits Everyone's Money Is a Shapeshifting Time Traveler
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Wearing a Pink Headband Is Being Turned Into a Tangled-Up Cheating Foursome
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Says They Are Humping Again
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Just Pulled Off a Home Intruder…and It Worked!
1	1 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of the Aftermath — Until It Isn't
1	1 Vote	High School Commencement Speaker: We Need to Know if You Like to Thank You Probably
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: What Music Does Your Dog Smell?
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: GOP at War Over Pizza
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1	1 Vote	18 Animals Whose Numbers Are Plummeting Thanks to HTML & CSS Hat
1	1 Vote	Pure Joy: Watch Guardians of the Greatest Show on Television
1	1 Vote	Like Everyone Else, You Can Finally View GIFs on Twitter Returns
1	1 Vote	Why Ignoring China Is Bad for the Big Bang Discovery Researchers Backtrack on Original Claims
1	1 Vote	Evernote Joins Everyone Else a Shitty Laptop
1	1 Vote	North Korea Viral Examples
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem With Disney's Fairy Tale Reboots
1	1 Vote	Seawise Giant: You Can't Look at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Lego Robots Are Reliable Enough for Now World Cup