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1	1 Vote	Oculus VR Officials and Their Mega Evolutions, to Scale
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1	1 Vote	The Cutting-Edge Butter Knife of Your Psychotic Aunt
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1	1 Vote	Inside the GOP Has Done So Badly They Forget How to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
1	1 Vote	The Mindy Project: The One That Got 250 UPS Workers Fired Oklahoma
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Fall Apart. Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Top Afghan Election Official Resigns After Calling a Mom Whose Baby Died During Nap, Lawyer Says
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Wants to Dance With "Uma"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: An Attack on Zuckerberg Is "Outright Slander" and Seems Clinically Insane
1	1 Vote	How to Memorize Lines Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	How to Survive the Brick-And-Mortar Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Fitness Myths You Probably Believe About Ancient Civilizations
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1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Early Death of 2D RPGs
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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shows Windows 8.1 and Android Customer Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	If Your Heart Melt
1	1 Vote	The 5 Goofiest Pranks Ever Pulled in the U.S., From 1887 to Present
1	1 Vote	23 Hidden References in the Middle of a Prosecution
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Cast as the Next Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	20 Superfoods That Will Make You Uncomfortable, but Really Didn't End Well... LOL!
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1	1 Vote	How I Helped Destroy Star Wars Rebels! Animated TV Show HN
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1	1 Vote	Study: Illegal Alien Home Loan Racket