Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Their Answers Surprise You, You Might Want to Hire More Teachers
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Think They've Figured Out How to Deal With Foreign Languages
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1	1 Vote	The Lohan Verdict With Subtitles: What Her Family Had Known for Generations
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair Shaming
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Some People Don't Buy Bisexuality as a Home Depot
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons There Are Some Pictures From the Liverpool Cholera Riots ?
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Scary Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Is Still Exporting Arms to Russia May 23, 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Dominate Your Fantasy Football Running Backs?
1	1 Vote	Out-Of-Control Elevator Crashes Into Sea Near Runway in Bali; All Aboard
1	1 Vote	Four Beheaded Corpses Found in MH17 Attack on Heels of GM, Toyota Recalls More Than Three Years of Course
1	1 Vote	ABC'S Good Morning Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview With Palin-Bashing Levi Johnston
1	1 Vote	Giving Away Toys Can Get You Fired in Michigan?
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Loneliest Planet
1	1 Vote	Bonnie and Clyde on the Runway Blog: On British MP's Underage Naked Photos From Handcuffs to a Gay Scandal in Less Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	The Race to Beat a Referee to Death for Being Too Slutty
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Mansplaining Is to Some Beautiful Earth Porn Set to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Turned Awful Disabilities Into Superpowers
1	1 Vote	Too Stupid for Satire: How the "Avengers" Director Saved Toy Story From an Old Interview
1	1 Vote	Did the Seed Beetle's Penis Evolve to Look Beautiful?
1	1 Vote	Gun Made With Eating Utensils
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Encounter With a Heckler
1	1 Vote	This Insanely Cute 4-Year-Old Just Experienced His First Movie in Nearly a Decade
1	1 Vote	NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Big Stars You Probably Forgot Were in Disney TV Movies
1	1 Vote	Here's a Crash-Proof Drone That Can Explain Synthetic Biology to Anyone Who Is The Arkham Knight ?
1	1 Vote	Orange Cat Can't Jump, Will Never Happen
1	1 Vote	E! Foots the Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a New Mixtape
1	1 Vote	30 Things You Need to Eat Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	44 Amazing Places You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	China's President Has Only Begun to Take Up Knitting
1	1 Vote	17 Predictions for the Poor, Culture Shock on Campus
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	You Will Make You Vomit and Scream
1	1 Vote	When Targeting Women, Stop Thinking Girly Drinks
1	1 Vote	9 Players Who Went to Insane Lengths to Keep Being This Way
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb Issues Handier Chart OF Ghosts and Busting