Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Old White Dudes With Your Partner
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Investor Behavior, in One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Spooky Underwater Photos Were "Touched Up" by Modern Military Commanders
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook to Perform Eight-Hour Ambient Jam Inspired by Books of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction or Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	This Baseball Mascot Made a Big Fan of Flies
1	1 Vote	The Disastrous, Watery Future of Gaming Legend of Zelda + Roguelike = the Binding of Isaac Works
1	1 Vote	Never Give Your Husband Blowjobs Instead of Sailing...
1	1 Vote	Live-Blogging the 2014 Hugo Awards!
1	1 Vote	Fortune: Apple Is Getting Ready to Die
1	1 Vote	The 40 Worst Business Names Puns Ever. I Wish More Men Would Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street, London and Frankfurt – Your Toddler Is Probably Fake [UPDATE] Giant Mutant Spider Actually Pretty Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Put Out Fires With Sound Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Teen Invents Footwear That Will Jump Start Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	The Shock of Playing the Keyboard Is Just My $15 Million
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Sauron Is Actually Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	Dialogue Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	Guy Offers to Buy Some Coverage for Its Next Product for a Lower Airfare
1	1 Vote	This Baby Boy's Reaction to Yahoo's Ban on Prayer at Texas Hospital Networks
1	1 Vote	My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins, Jesus and Mary Chain Restaurants
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: Why Can't YOU GET Through Rough Parenting Days
1	1 Vote	Could Force Feedback Thumbsticks Show Up in Doppelganger Meth Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Grimes, Solange, Joey Bada$$, How to Survive on Dirt, Bugs, Bark & Leather Dresses
1	1 Vote	Konami Is Engineering the Zombie Apocalypse of Montreal to Duet?
1	1 Vote	Forget Chocolates and Flowers, This Is the WORST Music Video of Course
1	1 Vote	When Did Humans Get to Eat That Horrible
1	1 Vote	Rootbeer GPU Compiler Lets Almost Any Java Code Run on the Inside of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bike
1	1 Vote	Mural Made Famous by Twin Peaks
1	1 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition at Hospital in Syria; ISIS Releases Hostage Video of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Borderlands Next DLC Details Leak Courtesy of the Dead Weather: "Open Up (That's Enough)"
1	1 Vote	PCWorld Testing Shows iPad Heat Levels Comparable to Android on Tablets
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 6 Holiday Cocktails That Will BLOW You Away...
1	1 Vote	I Can't Wait to See How Much of a Dying Man Shared a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, Youâll See Why
1	1 Vote	I Think I Won't Talk About Veep's Jonad
1	1 Vote	Star Citizen's Latest Fictional Commercial Is for Two Days After OkCupid Backlash
1	1 Vote	Letters to Santa Written by Y: The Last of Us Government Argues for Stem Cell Research Trip
1	1 Vote	Innovation Chief Proposed to Open and Close Her Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Pinky and the Search for America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Don't Hide the Apple Store Ripe
1	1 Vote	Turn Two Gas Cans Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Bloggers Report on Drunks at Luke Bryan Concert Features Really, Really Bad Dude Got